Random Stories Of Blackpink Lisa And Fanboys

Lisa's Harem (2)

We all know that Lisa is so lovable and she is loved by everyone and also she love everyone too so the whipped asses of Idols suddenly argued on who Lisa loves more

Bambam:oh whipped asses Lisa loves me the most
Ten:oh Bam, u sure she uses our song and ask me to help her so she loves me most
Jennie: Wow because you guys are Lisa's childhood friends it doesn't mean that she loves you guys the most
We her members is the one she loves most

Rose:RIGHT!
Jisoo:THAT'S RIGHT JEN

Sorn:she loves me more
Minnie:she gave me a Minnie statue so she loves me more
Irene: it doesn't mean that she gave you something she love you already we all know Lisa is the kind of woman who gave something for the people she love
Yeri: preach sister

Tzuyu:she let me have her hoodie with her sweat on it 😏
Mina:YAH THAT'S HERS GIVE IT TO ME YOU CHEWY

Namjoon and Jin :She loves us more cause we are her parents
JB and Jinyoung: we are the first ones to be her parents actually so she loves us more
Suho and Kris:Yah she loves us more we are her mom and dad after her real parents
Mingyu: YAH SHE LOVES ME MORE SHE GAVE ME A NECKLACE WITH MY INITIALS ON IT
Dk and The8: actually we became friends before you Mingyu so she loves us more
Jennie:Mingyu are you daydreaming again, She's Lisa tch so she gave everyone gifts doesn't mean she loves you more
Jungkook:She bought me art supplies and banana milk so she loves me more
Jennie:AGAIN CAUSE SHE'S LISA
Jisoo: keep calm jendeukie

Taeyong:YAH SHE LOVES ME MORE SHE OFFERED ME A CHAIR

And then we talk at backstage and she accept me as her suitor and she gave me a gift on my birthday
Jennie:Again, she's Lisa she will give you something even it is not your birthday if she is on abroad and she shops she will eventually think to all of her love ones so shut the fucking up she love us all dimwits bit she loves her unnies more
Bobby and Hanbin:Ha you thought she loves us more with our gang
Jennie:it doesn't mean that she's in your gang she already loves you guys
Jisoo: oh burn
Rose: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I smell someone burning
And I think it's you
Ateez:Attention, noonas and hyungs She loves us more because we are her cousins and we are under her entertainment and that makes us her babies, if she had some spare time she literally babied us
Treasure:Yah noonas and hyungs she loves us more we are her babies
TXT:same as Treasure hyungs and noonas she loves us first
Itzy Yuna:Yes she loves us more unnies and oppas
Sehun:hmm, no she loves Exo more
Jungkook:Yah she loves Bts more
Mingyu:hmm digging your own grave eh Lisa loves Seventeen more
DK and the8:for the first time in forever I agree with you
Bobby and Hanbin:Hmm she loves Ikon more

Mino:ani she loves Winner more
Stray Kids:Ani she loves us more cause she said we are perfect package kind of group so she loves us more
Jennie:FRICKING AGAIN CAUSE SHE'S LISA SHE'S THAT HONEST AND LOVABLE SO MUCH.
Yeri:Hmm sorry boys but she loves Red Velvet more
Tzuyu:sorry Girls but she loves Twice more
Jisoo:oh whipped asses, Lisa loves us more caus we are her unnies and I'm her mother

Meanwhile

Lisa to her cats:I LOVE YOU GUYS VERY MUCH *her cats all purr likw they understand* I LOVE YOU TOO