"Todoroki," Sans says.
"What," Todoroki asks
"Are you a depresso expresso" Sans asks. Todoroki doesn't respond, he just looks down at his shoes. "Todoroki it is okay, I'm not always haha funny man all the time, deep down I'm also a deoresso expresso. You see I was recently broken up with both lesser and greater god."
"I'm so sorry," Todoroki says
"Me too, I heard about you and Deku"
"From who?"
"the sweaty man over there," he says motioning towards the bald tall man at the bar. "That is Jeffery"
(I don't know what I have written, or why I'm ending a chapter with "that is Jeffery" so I guess I'm living proof that people get weirder and weirder as time goes on.)
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Todoroki x Sans Undertale
FanfictionThis is crackfic, enjoy it or don't, I don't care
