Bylo nebylo rarity And Apple Jack went to get iced coffee at the local Hruška. With ice. (S ledem). Rarity got choccx milk (with ice (s ledem)). Rarity asked Apple Jack: why did you get iced coff ? Jack Answered: because I'm fucking gay.
*Rarity blushed*
Rarity says, her voice shaking subtly: "I call myself lesbian because I do less bien every day" (french joke)
*Apple Jack spits out her iced coffee*
That's gay
*Apple jack leans in*
*Rarity licks her nose*
Rarity: ja ja ja ja baited ja ja ja ja ja baited
*Applejack smells her cheek* "food" she says in a tone of voice similiar to Grinch when he's stealing gifts and killing children
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*Káťa steálš Rárítÿs chooçy milké*
Rarity: AAâAáâaä
Apple Jack: we need you namae criminal
(In hiragana なまぇ)
Káťa: KR KR KR KRADUUUUU
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Rarity X Applejack (spicy ♨️😱) *gone sus*
Romansa⚠️11+ more spicy than tteok-bokki Rarijack fanfictiom gay I'm using this story to cope pstsd uwu ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎ (𓂸me and my bestie)
