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The Lord's with an S/O (who just found out about their powers)

✨PART 1✨

Alcina Dimitrescu

~ Noice 👌🏾

~ But what did you do for this woman to spare you?

~ She's like... the biggest man hater anywhere

~ So... if your a guy, you are lucky boi (or if you identify as a guy)

~ Or perhaps your a lucky lady?

~ I feel like she won't discriminate if she feels like your important to her

~ But for whatever reason she CHOSE YOU

~ So take that as a win

~ Sure, she's a vampire and has to eat people

~ Which was something you didn't know

~ But she doesn't eat in front of you

~ Even lying to the point of telling you she's drinking wine

~ You get curious, of course

~ So when she leaves to "take care of business", you look onto her glass or cup

~ You see red

~ "Ok... but it dont smell like wine..."

~ You take a sip, only to spit it out right away

~ Retching with disgust, you tasted blood

~ Your not an idiot, at least not fully anyways

~ Alcina rushed back, hearing you gag, thinking one of her daughters were bothering you

~ Only to see the sight in front of her

~ You looked at her in fear

~ Which hurt the tall woman's non beating (?) heart

~ You backed into a corner, thinking the worst

~ Looking for a makeshift weapon, you grabbed a spoon

~ To which made the Lady shake her head

~ "Love, you know I wouldn't-"

~ "Your a damned liar!!" You barked weakly, "W-what the fuck are you!?"

~ She sat calmly in the chair in front of you, gesturing for you to take a seat as well

~ You hesitated, but did comply, not letting go of your weapon (the spoon)

~ She huffed sadly, normally this behavior would have sent her into a rageful fit

~ But this is YOU we're talking about

~ Her little muse, the only mortal that makes her truly happy

~ "My Love, please calm down."

~ When you showed no sign of relaxing, Alcina took her glass in her hand, swirling the blood

~ Then takes a small sip, and lighting a cigarette

~ She offers you one

~ You cringe, and with that she pulls back again

~ After taking a puff, she begins to explain

~ Mother Miranda, the other Lord's, the creation of her daughter's, the Village, and everything else, prior to your showing up

~ After she finishes, you lower your loyal spoon

~ Drinking in all of the information

~ You looked up at her

~ "So that's why your so keen in keeping the girls away from me..."

~ The large woman nodded, looking at you

~ You bit your lip, but let go of your spoon, placing it back into the table

~ Alcina looked at you, watching you relax

~ You nodded a calm understanding

~ "Well seeing as I know what's going on now... is Mother Miranda going to-"

~ The Lady Dimitrescu, shook her head

~ "She has allowed for me to keep you. As long as you only stay in the castle... seeing as that the village is too dangerous. And I don't want you mixed up with the rif-raf."

~ You smiled and sat in her lap, (cause you can do that) and planted a kiss on her cold cheek

~ She let out a pleased humm, and returned the kiss

~ "Just... next time, if you choose a weapon, Love, make sure it has a SHARP end."

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