Ejen Ali Shorts (hanya cerita pendek)

Double Date (But Theres A Twist)

Ali: Man, jom gi kelua jom...

Iman: okay

Aliza: let's make some double date... it will be great

Chris: haah

Ali: ok lah kalau macam tu

Alia: dah tu? aku??

Ali aliza: nahh... u can stay home...

Alia: alaaahh...

Aliza: dah, dah... nak gerak dah... jom

yg lain: ok jom...

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meanwhile alia at home...

on call...

Alia: wehh... fath.... aku kene tinggal rumah sorang ii

Fateh: dude... u always stay at home alone... anyways... nak aku pick up? layan la bosan kau sikit

Alia: boleh la...

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Fateh: naik la... *merujuk motornye

Alia: b-belakang kau? 😳😳

Fateh: ye la...

Alia: o-ok...

as they arrived...

Alia: ... *ternganga melihat kemana sebenarnya bf nye membawa dia

Fateh: kenap...a?

Alia: b-betul ke ni? or am I lucid dreaming??

Fateh: ye... kenapa? you can spend at 2.5k max okay

Alia: wtf...

Fateh: ok jangan lupa utk aq sekali eh. aku nak gi beli buku jap

Alia: ok...

On the same mall

Aliza: eh... tu alia ke... buat apa laa sorang ii kat jewlery tu

Ali: searching for some gold i guess? heheh...

Chris: ada duit ka

Aliza: tu la pasal

Alia: (oh my gosh... why are they here...)

Ali: alia... buat apa tu...

Alia: tk de lahh saje tengok

Aliza: ye la kann... mana nak dapat duit...

Alia: yeaa... *annoyed

finally...

Fateh: dah pilih dah? *memegang dua beg penuh dengan buku tambah beg galas yang  juga penuh dengan buku and also chewimg some chewing gum

Alia: dah... yg simple tu

Fateh: ok... semua berapa?

Cashier: RM 1,240 kedua-duanya tuan

Ali and Aliza both of them ternganga

Fateh: ok... nah...

Alia: (what on freakin earth... he paid with cash?) Mana kau dapat...

Fateh: y' know... i've been working on my drink company... and yea... finally spended "some"...
*menyarung cincin peraknye
this is my promise... i will be marriying you...
*menyarungkan pada alia

Alia: w-were in public dumbass

Fateh: sapa kesah...

Ali: ...

Aliza: *cemburu

Chris: (njirr... kaya gila)

Iman: (impossible)

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hikmah: jangan la ko pandang rendah kat orang ye makhluk... ☺