Miles: oh hello kay, do you need something?
Kay: I want $4000 worth of Swiss rolls
Miles: I ain't buyin you shit-
Kay: *yeets a ball of paper at him*
Miles: try me bitch
Kay: *yeets another paper ball at him*
Miles*falls off of desk* oh fuck me in the ass-
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Ace Attorney CrackFic OneShots
FanfictionWarnings: language, mild innuendo, maybe a touch of wrightworth (only for humorous perposes, I'm not writing yaoi or anything) It's just a poorly made crack fic one shots but ace attorney - if you don't know what that is, it's basically just a bunch...
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Miles: oh hello kay, do you need something?
Kay: I want $4000 worth of Swiss rolls
Miles: I ain't buyin you shit-
Kay: *yeets a ball of paper at him*
Miles: try me bitch
Kay: *yeets another paper ball at him*
Miles*falls off of desk* oh fuck me in the ass-