Phoenix: My client is innocent!
Miles: what proof do you have?
Phoenix:...
Miles:well?
Phoenix: uhm.. Your shoes are weird?
Miles: you're one to talk, your shoes are all raggedy.
Phoenix: your daddy is dead. Dead as hell. What shoes he got on?
What shoes he got on in his tomb?
- later -
Gumshoe: Hey Mr edgeworth sir! I got that case file for you! Mr edgeworth..?
Miles:...
Gumshoe: I'm gonna go..
Miles [whispering] : he makes another joke like that and I'll do what dahlia did to godot, but this time it'll do more than make his hair go white for no apparent reason like the kid in that one song...
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Ace Attorney CrackFic OneShots
FanfictionWarnings: language, mild innuendo, maybe a touch of wrightworth (only for humorous perposes, I'm not writing yaoi or anything) It's just a poorly made crack fic one shots but ace attorney - if you don't know what that is, it's basically just a bunch...
