Dumb IE Orion Headcanons

PERFECT SPARK HCS

My children my babies I love them so much they deserved so much more screentime

If the anime won't write them I will

- Froy is fuckin tall man. Not a giant or anything but like. A decent amount taller than the other perfect spark kids. He also has Too Much Energy and never sits still or stops talking it's like he's just on overdrive All The Time.

- He just gets so excited about the things he likes which a lot of ppl find annoying but the others I'm mentioning here? They think it's wonderful and would all die for him

- Yuri, despite his appearance, is the most aggressive out of all of them when provoked, and definitely the saltiest. Do NOT challenge him to monopoly or Mario kart because if he wins, he'll never let you live it down and if he loses, he'll actually break a window in rage

- Yurika (bless her soul) is Trying Her Best and recovering from the shit Irina put her through, pls give her a break she deserves the world. She can still be an asshole sometimes but she's trying! Everyone loves her really

- Lus just stares at everyone without blinking and creeps them all out but they love him too he's such a funky lil guy. They still haven't found his Top Secret playlist of Hannah Montana songs that he knows every lyric to and that isn't changing anytime soon. He's also a diehard Hatsune Miku fan which they also don't know and never will.

- Malik is like 9 what is he doing here. Idc what age he's meant to be in the anime you can't convince me he's any older than 10 just look at him. He's an annoying lil shit but it's ok because he's 9 also Froy basically adopted him at this point

- 3/5 of these kids (Malik, Yurika and Lus to be specific) have shitty/nonexistent home lives so they just spend 90% of their time at Froy's. Bernard doesn't really care so he just lets them sleep over for weeks at a time

- Bernard is So Tired he just has a bunch of barely-teenagers running around his big ass house all the time and he has to babysit all of them

- Shinjou is there sometimes he's the substitute babysitter someone help the poor man

- Everyone (bar Malik) goes to the same school and Yurika even transfers there so they're with each other basically every minute of everyday it's wack

- they're the most inseparable friend group ever and kinda creep people out because of it. Yeah they get into arguments sometimes but at the end of the day this is some Found Family level of closeness you cannot seperate them ever

- Ichihoshi is an honerable mention for this group but since he lives 7,400km away its a little more difficult to include him in everything (besides he has his own friends in Japan now)

- Yuri lowkey bullies Malik ngl. Younger children freak him out and Malik is not an exception

- Lus and Yurika are actual siblings wtf. They're so sick of everyone's shit (but affectionately) and together they form the dead-inside eyes gang

- Froy is somehow the most emotional. He cries at EVERY movie no matter how happy it is and screams like a girl at every jumpscare

- Yurika and Yuri bond over hair related stuff I mean LOOK at their hair it's so shiny

- Lus also partakes in the hair talk because c'mon. He got his hair from black to platinum blond in like 2 days he knows his stuff

- Malik unironically listens to country music he almost got kicked out of the friendship group for it