𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗙𝗧 𝗗𝗨𝗠𝗣 | minsung

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗱𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲𝗿

[ UNFINISHED // SCRAPED ]
Date : May 8th, 2021

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Title: The Ambidextrous Ruler
Genre(s): Fluff + Crack

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"THAT IS CERTAINLY RIGHT, YOU BUFFOON, FOR I INDEED WIELD THE ABILITY TO USE BOTH HANDS!" The blond-haired male shouted, laughing in a sinister way as Changbin and Jeongin both proceeded to constantly bow down to him out of pure fear.

"MERE MORTALS, YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE- oh hey Sungie! Wanna help me make these right-handed peasants obey me further?" Minho smiled, seeing as his confused boyfriend walked into the room. Upon entering and seeing the tortured expressions on both Changbin and Jeongin's faces, Jisung immediately wanted to walk away.

But due to the strong grip that Minho had on him just about a second later, he was unable to escape and was pulled into the rather strange scene. "Please save us..." Jisung heard Jeongin whisper to him, earning a concerned look from the brunet in return.

"Min.. I think you're scaring the children," Jisung said. Of course, Changbin picked his head up and rolled his eyes at that but was quick to drop back down after Minho gave him a murderous smile.

"What do you mean? Eggwin, Eggwina, and Edward are safely tucked into bed." Jisung facepalmed at that could only let out a sigh. "Not our actual children! I'm talking about the kid and the man-child here." Changbin, again, gave Jisung an unamused look before continuing to bow down to Minho who genuinely looked lost.

"The kid and the man-child? OH! You most mean these fellow citizens who have disrespected me today." Jisung gave Jeongin and Changbin a slight question look. He got back no response back from them but saw that Jeongin simply shook his head in nothing but shame.

"Did they forget to call you hyung again?" Minho shook his head, gesturing for the younger to lean closer, which he did. He then bit his lip rather hard before leaning forward and whispered to Jisung what they had done to him.

"They used only their right-hand, right in front of me while writing reasons as to why everyone should love me."

Now, Jisung wasn't exactly normal nor had been maintaining his proper sanity these days but he was pretty sure that Minho's sanity had dropped down to the pits of hell at this point. Heck, he was literally punishing Changbin and Jeongin for not being able to write with both hands and was even forcing them to bow down to him.

He could've sworn that when he first entered the room, it looked like they were performing a ritual or something else. Not for the strange reason that Minho had stated. "So let me get this straight, you're punishing them for not being ambidextrous?"

Minho looked at him blankly before shaking his head and nodding. "Essentially, what they had done to me was heartbreaking and shameful. How could such peasants not know how to properly and perfectly articulate and move both hands with skill? Such pathetic humans shall not be forgiven for this kind of misconduct."

"Hey baby, I wasn't sure if you wanted the dino nuggies or not but I got them anyway and I hope that you wouldn't-" Chan cut himself short as he walked into the room with a happy meal in his right hand and paused his walking. The room had gone completely quiet as Minho slowly looked down to see that Chan was, in fact, using his right hand to hold the strangely colored box with two half circles that were colored a neon yellow and attached to the top of it.

"Oh no..." Jeongin and Changbin slowly backed away and so did Jisung after seeing the rather dark expression on Minho's face.

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