The Queens As Things Me & My Friends Have Said/Done

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(A/N): First update in a long time! These are all true scenarios btw.

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Catherine of Aragon: Okay. So we need to share emotions and be vulnerable with each other, because we are friends and we care about each other and that is what we do. We need to learn to trust each other, and that starts with emotions. Anna, how are you feeling today?

Anna of Cleves: Hungry.

Aragon: What about when you've just eaten, how do you feel then?

Cleves: Still hungry.

Aragon: *getting frustrated* Okay, say you have eaten, and you are full. How do you feel?

Cleves: Like I want food.

Aragon: Okay, you've eaten, you're full, and you have a bag of chips beside you. How do you feel?

Cleves: Like I want to eat the chips.

Aragon: Fine. What if you had no stomach? Like, a black hole, so you couldn't be hungry or anything?

Cleves: I'd be in pain, because then all the food would go straight to the intestines without digesting.

Aragon: ...

Cleves: *shrugs*

Aragon: *gives up*

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Catherine of Aragon: Wow! First meeting to discuss feelings and learn to become more vulnerable with one another. Let's do this. Now, would anyone like to share their feelings today?

Anne: My foot hurts.

Catherine: Okay... that wasn't exactly what I was hoping for. Try again, but maybe this time with something a little more... in-depth and emotional?

Anne: My foot really hurts.

Catherine: No.

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Anne Boleyn: *throws glitter into the air* I have arrived!!!

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Catherine Parr: *screams in frustration*

Cleves: You good?

Parr, facedown amongst a pile of poster boards and craft supplies: *muffled* No.

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Boleyn: I exist, therefore I am. And what I am is confused.

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Catherine of Aragon: *on a call with coworkers* And before I continue, may I please ask that you ignore my roommate Anne's voice in the background, as she is currently standing in the kitchen singing an opera about sandwiches while she tries to make herself lunch.

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Seymour: *aggressively waving dandelion* I FOUND A FLOWER!!!!!

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Anna of Cleves: At this point, I'm just ready to give up and sleep away the rest of the school year, with regular intervals of eating, reading, and watching TV.

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Parr: I'm making a scrapbook of our friend group with a quote from each person. Got any good ones?

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 09, 2021 ⏰

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