A Dimensional Tinker Screw up ( Worm/X-Overs)

Interlude: At the Battlefield

Interlude: Guardsmen and Kaiser

A Squad of National Guardsmen managed to flank the Squad of E88 by going up the Emergency Stairs, as they fought through the floors to the top, most of the E88 Medhall Security fought with zeal only seen with the Waffen SS, the slog against them was hard but they were advancing.

It was then they actually missed their stopping point and found themselves at the Penthouse Floor, thus in the line of sight of Kaiser and Kreig, which the Guardsmen didn't know were in the room in front of them, thus while they were securing the hallways, two guardsmen advanced towards the doors of the penthouse office only to hear a metallic grinding sound.

As the Guardsmen looked around them to find the source of the noise, the two Guardsmen that were standing in front of the door got a nasty surprise.

"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!" Both Guardsmen shouted in pain as a couple of Iron Spikes impaled them.

In reply all the Guardsmen open fired at the two doors the spikes came front, the Guardsmen continued to open fire as they pulled back their wounded, in response to their hail of gunfire a wall of metal spikes suddenly block the doors, preventing any of their bullets from getting into the room via the thick Oak Doors.

"We have two man down on the top floor! Need a Medic up here stat!" One of the Guardsmen shouted as they retreated back to the Emergency Stairs, unwilling to go through the doors again.

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Interlude: Aid Station, SovietWomble tries to help

Since the battle is currently concentrated inside the Medhall Building, many units got conscripted into helping the medics, this includes the tankers of Zulu and Foxtrot troop, in which we all learned a very valuable lesson.

"Ok, we get to help the medics now, so I get to be a medic, never been a medic before, I've got my bandages, I've got my Morphine, let's see how it goes." Sovie muttered to himself as he packed a first aid kit and the medical pouch.

Now he's bandaging wounded Guardsmen who got a few gunshot wounds. "Sit still and I'll get you patched up." Soviet muttered before continuing. "Err, one more thing though, are you getting enough dietary fiber."

Then when he's banding a man shot in the leg. "Do you consider yourself sexually active?"

As a squad of Parachute Regiment troops marched up the stairs Soviet had to give medical advice. "Remember boys, only fools don't wrap their tools."

While Soviet is wrapping the injured foot of a Guardsmen. "Does your family have a history of Autism?"

Giving Morphine to a wounded Parachute Trooper who is waiting in the aid station. "I'm injecting you 55cc's of Estrogen." Soviet told him.

While talking to a wounded Guardsman who he just finished bandaging. "You know I thought that the Hippocratic Oath was a hip hop band."

While helping a Soldier bandage himself. "Okay, you need to try not to mastubating so much." Soviet 'advised' the Soldier.

While bandaging a wounded and unconscious soldier. "Do you get a burning sensation when you pee?"

Then when he met with Quebec near the Aid Station. "I now pronounce you legally dead."

"Could I get a second opinion?" Quebec asked Soviet,.

Then while bandaging and treating various Guardsmen, Soldiers and Paras...

"It's AIDS." Soviet told the Guardsmen.

"It's AIDS." Soviet told the Soldier.

"It's AIDS." Soviet told the unconscious Soldier.

"It's AIDS." Soviet told the obviously in pain Guardsmen

"It's AIDS." Soviet told the Para waiting for a medic.

"It's a gunshot wound." Told the Para that has been listening.

"Really?" The Para asked in surprise.

"No, it's AIDS." Soviet replied.

After giving morphine to a few soldiers. "Shit!" Soviet announced, getting people's attention. "I've accidentally given one of you LSD."

While helping a Medic treat a wounded Guardsman. "Sorry, how do you spell Placebo?"

After giving a Para a few pills of painkillers. "Don't mix prescription medicines... unless you're Heath Ledger." Soviet told him before realizing what he just said. "NO WAIT! Especially if you're Heath Ledger!"

After treating a Para. "Have you considered BUPA?"

When talking to the other medics. "You know I'm actually a Gynecologist." Soviet commented.

"Hah, I'm actually pretty good at the medic, I think!" Soviet commented to himself in a room full of wounded soldiers.

"I can't feel my legs!" One of the soldiers shouted.

"Yeah, I think I've found my calling!" Soviet replied happily.

"Ahh..." The other soldier moaned in pain.