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𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚...

Harry went to the doctors because he vomited. He thought that he was sick, but turns out he wasn't. "What's wrong, Mr Styles?" The doctor asked him.

"I vomited and I feel sick." Harry replied. The doctor asked him a few more questions, and then handed him a pregnancy test. "What the heck?" Harry said.

"It's a rare thing, but I think that you're double pregnant." The doctor said. Harry's jaw dropped. "Do you have any idea who the two fathers might be?" The doctor asked.

"Yes." Harry replied. The doctor talked a bit more, then Harry left the doctors office and drove home.

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Harry called Obama. "Hello?" Obama said as he picked up the phone.

"U-u-h-u-h-uh-h-h-h--h-h-h Obama I have s-s-s-s-s-omething t-to tell y-y-ou." Harry stuttered.

"What is it?" Obama said nervously.

"I'm double pregnant, with you and Louis' child." Harry concluded. Obama screamed through the phone.

"IM GOING TO BE A PAPA!!!!!" Obama screamed repeatedly.

"SAME OMIGAWD!" Harry screamed. 

"Does Louis know?" Obama asked.

"No, I still have to tell him." Harry replied. 

"Ok, go tell him now. Love you."

"Love you too." Harry hung up the phone and went to call Louis.

"What do you want you hoe?" Louis asked.

"I'm double pregnant with you and Obama's baby," Harry said.

"OMIGAWD IMA BE A FATHAAAA, but I still hate you slut." Louis screamed. "Does Obama know?"

"Yes I just called him." Harry replied.

"Ew, and I was actually thinking of taking you back? You would think that you would tell me since you were such a two-faced lying slut hoe bag bitch cunt." Louis said aggressively.

"L-l-l-l--l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-ouis I'm sorry!" Harry said.

"Too late hoe." And then Louis hung up the phone, with the barks of Niall, Liam and Zayn lingering in the background.

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A/N

Hi children. Sorry I havent updated for so long, Ive been writing other fanfics and I've been very busy with school. I hope you enjoyed this, make sure to vote ily <3