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Fri, May 14, 9:45 PM

UNKNOWN
hi baby

dylan :DD
what the fuck
um

UNKNOWN
WAIT NO IM SO SORRY
IT WAS MEANT FOR SOMEBODY ELSE

dylan :DD
i am so confused
wait
are you
....my sugar mommy ??
🤨☝️

UNKNOWN
HUH
no
ew

dylan :DD
oh
anyways
what's your name

UNKNOWN
oh so we're introducing now are we?

dylan :DD
yeah are u blind

UNKNOWN
no im colorblind

dylan :DD
oh
sucks to be you ig

UNKNOWN
smh

dylan :DD
im dylan

UNKNOWN
i'm not telling you my name

dylan :DD
why

UNKNOWN
have u ever heard of stranger danger

dylan :DD
well im not a stranger anymore since u know my name

UNKNOWN
good point but still
u might be those weird 58 year old men yk

dylan :DD
MEN ???
im actually a woman ??
u sexist

UNKNOWN
IM NOT SEXIEST
sexist*
oops

dylan :DD
well if ur assuming im a man
at least make me a dilf tf

UNKNOWN
u don't sound like a dilf

dylan :DD
HOW DO I SOUND LIKE A DILF ???
actually don't answer that

UNKNOWN
ok

dylan :DD
and that is my cue to go
bye mystery person
tell your baby i said hi

UNKNOWN
THE NICKNAME WAS A JOKE UGH
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