Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots

||Not His Fault||

ItaFushi|| Modern AU|| Fluff/Smut

No matter what was happening in this moment, this was not his doing. He really should find someone else to hang out with other then Nobara. 

-earlier-

"Yuji~!!" Kugisaki called from the other side of the classroom.

"Ah, yes? How can I help you my best bro?" He answered playfully.

"Do you perhaps know what deep throating is?" She asked grinning.

Yuji's face matched his hair. "Y-yeah,"

Nobara's face lit up. "Oh that's perfect! Have you ever done it before?"

"What?" Yuji said quite alarmed. "N-no! Of course not! What do you take me for?? Jeez, I'm 17 Nobara... I think I can wait a year before I go off an loose my virginity thanks very much. Besides, how would you even know if I was into that kind of stuff?"

"Yeah, Kugisaki," Megumi agreed with a small pang of sadness in his chest. "Yuji's into tall babes with a fat ass" He mocked.

"W-well.. Hey, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, just cause I like Jennifer Lawrence doesn't mean i'm not into dudes." He huffed.

"Tall dudes with a fat ass I bet" Kugisaki laughed.

"Actually..." Yuji trailed off. "For guys my taste is different." He placed his chin atop his palm and sighed.

"Different how?" Kugisaki asked.

"Well, I definitely like them tall, being a little spoon is the best. But if it's a guy then I don't really care how big their ass is. If they're nice, and they understand me for who I am as a person and love me nonetheless then that's the best I could hope for." He finished looking out the classroom window.

"Wow, so much better than your first type," Kugisaki said almost surprised.

Maki came in the classroom with a brown paper bag. "I brought the things you wanted babe,"

"YES! Thank youu!" Kugisaki placed a kiss on Maki's cheek. 

Itadori fake gagged, although, Megumi knew that Itadori was really happy for his friend. So was Megumi, when Itadori moved away for a few months Maki was one of the only things that made Kugisaki smile. Oh... also because Maki was his cousin. Yeah, that too.

Nobara opened the bad and pulled out a banana. "I DARE you to deep throat this."

"What." Itadori and Megiumi said simultaneously.

"Do it Itadori. You owe me for moving away without telling us." Kugisaki pouted.

"Wha- but! It's not my fault! It's Gojo-sensei's fault!!" Itadori tried to argue.

"Too bad, now do it." Nobara ordered as if Itadori was a dog.

"Hmph... stupid Gojo, moving me away, now look what happened." He mumbled, reluctantly taking the banana from Kugisaki.

He peeled off the skin and popped at LEAST 3/4th of the banana into his mouth. He removed it from his mouth and looked at Kugisaki with a sour expression. Only for her to grin wickedly at him. 

"Holy fuck." Maki said, her mouth agape. 

"How the hell did you not gag on that shit-" Megumi asked entirely intrigued. 

"Don't ask any more questions. Maki, babe, light of my life, pass the Popsicle."

"Ehm, yeah sure," She said passing the frozen sugar juice to her girlfriend.