Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots

||Morning Coffee||

ItaFushi/MakiNoba||College/Cafe AU||Fluff

3RD PERSON POV:

If today was magically the day where everything was supposed to go right... it wasn't. Itadori woke up late, skipped breakfast and had a final in less than an hour. 

"Okay! That's fine! I can stop and get coffee, problem solved!" He'd said to himself, only to find out, uh-oh, problem not solved, there was a hot guy serving that day and Yuji was a mess. His pink hair was all ruffled up and he had eye bags, not to mention the baggy hoodie that covered his chest, though, would it be any better if he wore a skin tight? He could picture the weird stalker-like people following him around to possibly kidnap him!! He shuddered at the idea.

"Hey Pinky!" A girl from behind the counter called. "What're you doing here? You have that huge test soon right?"

"Oh, Nobara," His shoulder's relaxed. "Yeah, skipped breakfast so I figured I come here for a quick snack, and coffee... mostly coffee, I feel like shit."

"You look like shit," Nobara laughed. "Anyway, want your usual?"

"Um, ouch, and yeah, I'll take the usual," He replied, rolling his eyes.

"Who's that?" The hot- scratch that. The REGULAR LOOKING barista asked. "Boyfriend?"

Nobara and Itadori both blinked then looked at each other, back at the barista and back at each other. 

"PFT- US?? DATING?? ME AND THIS GUY?!" Nobara bent over, wheezing.

"HAHA, DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE OFFENDED OR NOT!" Itadori laughed, with a weird expression that was somewhere in the middle of disbelief, laughter, and pain.

"Oh, um okay calm down, you're scaring away the customers." He said patting Nobara on the back.

Nobara finished laughing. "Yeah yeah, now make the coffee will ya hedgehog?" She turned away from him and continued to talk to Itadori.

"How's it hanging Nobara?" He said casually as he did his weird ultimate secret handshake with Nobara as Hedgehog watched in utter confusion.

"Not bad, not good... but certainly not bad. I'm going on a date with you-know-who soon so that's fun," Nobara sighed. "I finished finals last week so i'm still trying to recover, y'know, sleep and all that, how 'bout you? Still single?"

"Yeah yeah, rub it in all you want. I'm single, ha-ha, I just haven't found the right person yet, you know that," Itadori scoffed. "And who has time for a relationship when I barely have anytime to study, I have a job too."

"Hmm, alright, well see you around Pinky," Nobara smiled. She pat Itadori on the back. 

"Here ya go," The Barista handed Itadori his coffee. 

"Thanks um.." Itadori trailed off.

"Fushiguro, you can call me Fushiguro." He smiled and, oh god his smile. His smile was lovely really, the way it-

"OH GOD I'M GONNA BE LATE!" Itadori's face contorted into horror and he slammed a 5 dollar bill onto the counter and sprinted out of the shop in jaw-dropping speed.