Ereri One Shots

List of Reasons to Hate Eren Jaegar

1. He's already 15 yet he acts like a three year old, childish and immature. He's always doing things that he want to do and base his actions on his emotions. That would get him into big trouble in the future.
2. He doesn't know when to shut up. He just speaks his mind, whenever, and wherever he wants to. Have you seen another teenager that's so honest like him? He's always truthful. He doesn't do lies, I mean I'm pretty sure he lied before though he is more truthful than most. He talk a lot but whenever it comes to me, he just stutters and looks down onto the ground, which pisses me off.
3. He's always with his friends. That little Titan shifter is always neglecting his duties and my orders to socialize with his buddies. Them newbies from the 104th squad should also understand their own business. If they're always skipping out on training, they'll be sure to die...and possibly drag Eren down with them. Which would be a bad thing since he is 'Humanity's Last Hope'.
4. That little fucker wouldn't know how to clean to save his shitty life. He always misses the most common places where dusts gather. I refuse to be responsible if he gets sick from dirt and disease. He sucks at cleaning, though he does look good in the appropriate cleaning attire.
5. Why is he always so damn emotional. Hasn't he ever heard of the common phrase of 'taking a chill pill'? That brunette has more anger issues than the whole Scouting Legion. And he gets pushed over the edge whenever someone dies. This is reality. It's cruel and merciless, you let down your guard for even a single second, and your life will get taken away. People die, they wither. It the cycle of life. He needs to understand that or his emotions will get his way.
6. Why is he so fucking kind? He's always reaching out to others, even strangers. Even that horse-faced kid that he 'hates' is considered one of his so called dumb-assed friends. I need time to train him and prepare him for the next expedition yet he's always wiggling out of his chores and it pisses me off to no end.
7. He dreams of seeing the ocean but he just has to take a look in the damned mirror. His eyes are beyond gorgeous and words to describe it. It's so green and just so fucking beautiful that it's annoying. Speaking of his features, them brown locks are so soft. So fucking soft that I would just knit a blanket from his hair, which would be highly difficult...but not impossible.
8. He is so oblivious. What is wrong with him? So many females has been flirting with him, but he just dismisses their eyelash batting as simple, everyday things. He's so innocent. He's seen war, blood, and yet he's pure as a baby.
9. He is a pushover. He think every thing that happens to him is reasonable, even if it's bad. I know how shitty four eyes' experiments are weird and sometimes intimidating yet he never utters a word of complaint. If I was him, I would get as far away as I can from her.
10. I just hate him. I hate how he's so kind and innocent. I hate how he's still unknowing from the world. I hate how he always disobeys my orders. Most of all, I hate him for making me fall in love with him so hard. How can he never notice my 'kindness' and attempts to creat conversation? That dense brat. How could he say things that seem so angelic? How can he always catch my attention. Why does my eyes always spot him first even if he's in a crowd of people. Why is he always spending time with his friends yet looks constipated and nervous when he's with me? Am I that disliked by him that he doesn't even want to be in the same room as me? Fuck him and his beautiful eyes. Fuck every thing. Gosh, I hate him so much.