Ereri One Shots

Truth or Dare (Riren)

"Say what now?!" I shrieked.

"Quiet Eren! You'll wake up the superiors!"Connie shushed me.

"I said, I dare you to sneak into the Corporal's bed tonight." Jean repeated casually.

"That's not a dare you dumb fuck. That's my death sentence! He'll kill me!" I yelled out.

''Stop acting like you dont want to do it. Everyone knows that youre gay for the Corporal's dick.'' I whacked him with a pillow.

''Dont talk about Corporal that way!'' Idemanded.

'' Eren. Shut up! If you keep shouting, you'll wake everyone up. You dont want Corporal to punish us right?'' Connie ordered.

'' Unless you think that he'll punish you with his-'' Another whack from my pillow.

'' I will get killed if I do that dare.'' Jean shrugged.

''Win, win for me. Besides he wouldnt kill you. You are the so called 'humanity's last hope'. He cant kill you as he pleases.''

'' But he can torture me.''

'' He already did. In the courtroom, remember? What can be worse than that?''

'' I dont know, maybe get my limbs chopped off since he knows that it'll regenerate after a while.''

''Well maybe you can even get laid. Have you ever thought of that?''

'' Jean, stop it! You're staning Levi Heichou's image! He isnt someone to just sleep with anyone!''

'' Dear lord, Eren. Just stop complaining and calm the fuck down and go do the dare and it'll be all over. Unless you want all of us to call you Baby Jaegar for the rest of your life.'' I groaned as I gave up.

'' Fine, I'll do it, but if I die, I will haunt the both of you and your future children.'' I gave them a glare before heading up to Corporals room, taking my sweet time. Might as well savour the last moments of my life.

'' Why did i agree to this?'' I asked myself.I took a deep breath as I stood in front of his door. I gulped and slowly opened it. I peeked in and saw that he was fast asleep. I gave a sigh of relief.I slowly walked towards a sleeping, vulnerable Corporal. Now for the real hard part. I got my right leg onto his bed, which was surprisingly smooth and extremely soft. Then the other leg. Finally, every part of me is on the bed. I reached for the covers slowly. Thank god he isnt awake.

'' What the fuck do you think you're doing Jaegar?'' I said too soon. I wonder if he will be kind enough to let me finish my last words.

''.....Hey Corporal. Nice evening isnt it?....When have you been awake?''

''Since you opened the door. You are very loud you know.'' He lit a candle.

'' ...How did you know that it was me?''

''Only you, the dumbassed suicidical bastard, is stupid enough to have the guts to creep into my room, let alone crawl onto my bed at night, Also I am the one that's asking questions here.'' He looked like he wanted to kill me. I am way too young to die though. I havent killed enough of them titans. I never said my goodbyes to Mikasa and Armin. I havent even got my first damned kiss yet. I will never have another argument with horseface again. I will never get to see the day humanity win against the titans. This is it. This is how im going to die.

''Why are you here?'' He asked.

'' Well you see, we were kinda playing truth or dare and I was dare to do this...''

'' Who is the bitch that gave you this dare?''

'' ...Jean.''Sorry horseface, better you than me.