Ereri One Shots

Sweet as chocolate mint

Ring. Ring. Ring.

I groaned as I sleepily tried to find my phone and picked it up. .

'' Levi. Oh thank god, you picked up. I was going to freak out if you didnt.''

'' Erwin. If you woke me up from my nap because you shaved off all of your eyebrow, again, I will fucking castrate you and shove my broomstick up your ass.'' I barked through the phone.

'' This is not about my eyebrows, thank you very much. You know Armin right?''

'' Your four year old brother? What about him? Did he get lost?"

"No, excuse you. My little Armin is smarter than you! He wouldn't get himself lost."

"Then what?" I growled out."Spit it out already dipshit."

"Okay so, I don't know where my car keys are so I can't go , so can you please go pick him up."

"Why don't you get your lazy ass self pick him up yourself and then go look for your stupid ass keys."

"Levi, I can't pick him up with a car. The daycare like a one hour walk from my place."

"Well next time you should pick a daycare that closer to your house, you dumb piece of shit."

"I know, I know. So will you please pick him up?"

"Sure. I would love to."

"Really?"

"No."

"Levi, please."

"No, go ask Hanji."

"She said that she is observing how long a mold grows. Levi, I will burn all of your cleaning supplies if you don't."

"...Okay, fine. I'll do it, I'll do it. "

"Thanks."

"Where's the daycare thingie located at?" I asked as I started putting on some random clothes.

"855 Shigashina St."
~*~*~*~*~
"Levi!" Armin cried out as he ran towards me. Gosh the kid must've gotten an inch taller since I've last seen him.

"Hey, Armin. Sorry your sorry excuse of a brother couldn't make it in time."

"It's okay. Eren took care of me." I raised an eyebrow.

"Who's Eren?"

"He's right behind you." A voice called out. I turned around to see a brunette holding a dark haired little girl in his arms. First thing about this guy. He's hot.

"Hey."

"Hello, I'm guessing that you're um Erwin? Armin was almost in tears because you didn't show up on time before I got to him.

"No, I'm Levi. Erwin is the asshole that sent me here. He's the lame guy that couldn't come pick his own brother up because he didn't know where his keys went.

"Don't talk about my brother like that! That's mean!" I ruffled his blonde hair.

"Alright, we won't anymore. Is that okay with you?" Armin nodded. I turned to the brunette. "Thanks for taking care of him before I got here. Armin gets scared when he's all alone.

"No problem. He was Mikasa's friend anyways. I just stayed ten minutes longer. It was no big deal. "

"Ne, Eren, can we go get ice cream now? You promised." Mikasa asked as he tugged on Eren shirt.

"Okay, okay. We'll go now."

"Armin, do you want to go too?" Armin looked at me pleadingly.

"I don't know. Maybe next time, okay? We shouldn't bother Eren anymore. "