shitposts lmao

toast (my non-binary friend not the food) x aria (me)

A/N: THIS IS ALL JOKES DONT KILL ME PLEASE

Aria's (me) POV:
I walked into my new school, seeing all the unfamiliar faces. "oh my fucking god this is how I'm gonna die." I thought to myself, overthinking like the over thinker I am. I guess I was to caught up in my thoughts because I ran into someone. They had (their hair color idk) hair, they were really tall. Like 8'3, and compared to me, a 2'11 smol girl, it would be pretty hard to knock them down but I did somehow. "Oh no, you dropped your books. Let me help." They reached for my now cluttered book and started picking them up "holy shit they are so hot hhhhhhhhhhhhh" I thought to myself. I reached for a book and their hand touched mine. We both looked up at each other. "..Oh, sorry." They said with a soft smile. They gave me my books back and helped me up. "I'm Toast, by the way. It's nice to meet you." They said in a sweet tone. "I'm Aria, it's nice to meet you Toast. I'll see you around." I said smiling at them. We went our separate ways to class and yeah.

Time skip lmao

I just finished lunch then I saw my bestie, Smelly Allie, we have been best friends since -1983th grade. I walked up to her. "Hey stinky loser what's up?" I said to her in a nice tone. "Shut up hipster f@g." She said to me while smiling. I walked out of that cafeteria like a bad fucking bitch. I got tripped by these fucking loser bitch-ass bullies. "Smol bean loser!!!!" "Fat bitch ass loser pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They said saying not nice things to me. I ran away to the rooftop of the school and put my headphones on. I put on fight song by Rachel Platten and started singing at the top of my lungs. I stopped singing when the song ended because I'm not fucking dumb.

"Nice singing, Ari." I heard a familiar voice speak behind me. I looked behind me and saw Toast with a rose in their hand. "Oh.. thanks I guess.." I said under my breath. Toast starts walking up to me and the song 'Thinking Out Loud' by popular song writer and meme, Ed Sherran started blasting out of nowhere. Toast got down to my level and brushed the rose across my face. "What a silly baka..." they said while tucking some of my shoulder-length brown hair behind my ear and putting the rose in my hair. They then went down to my lips and kissed me. I pulled away and whispered in their ear....

"your so sussy I know you took my fortnite card you sussy baka."

~FIN~ (or whatever why to end something idk lmao)

473 words lmfao