Ethan pov:
After watching that horrendous movie, one that no one should ever watch because it fucking sucks, i was very sad. I was also tired for sleeping uncomfortably on markiplier's body. MMM it's just too muslertuiy, with his strong ass and biceps. fuck.
I trot downstairs, greeted with Mark's glowing aura. He smiled and waved me down. I take a seat and cctvtcttccjf and tvcyccjbyyycyuvuctuyehv rtchgbcttctchyyyhdx.
"Hey, buster! how's it going, sport?" I laugh funnily. Mark giggles and says hahahahaahahahgahahahaag. a bit maniacally.
"HEY ETHAN YOU LOOK SO SEX- I MEAN- HANDS- I MEAN HOT- I MEAN GOOD."
He fidgeted with his knuckles under the table.
"UHM, pardon? scusey?" I stare at him with hot eyes. I glance him up and down before resting my gaze on the breakfast he prepared.
"Lmao this looks like shi- I MEAN. YUM. THANKS MARKIMOOPER. YUM YUM YUMMY TASTY SNACK YUM SCRUMPTIOUS SMOOCH SMOOCH YOURE REALLY GOOD AT THIS UHHHH THANKS MARKIPLIER."
HE LAIGHS. HE CRYS. HE PONDERS. WAS THE BREAKFAST REALLY THAT GOOD? OR WAS HE- WAS HE JUST LYING? NOTHING COULD COMPARE- TO THE COMPLEX QUERY. HOW DID ETHAN TRULY THINK OF HIM? SHOULD HE ASK? DARE HE BE SO BLUNT? OR WOULD IT DRIVE HIM AWAY? GOD HOW HE CRAVED TO BE CLOSE WITH THE OTHER BOY. make thought.
"UHHH MARK?" I CHUCKLE. "where are you hmmmmm? SPACING OUT I SEE? HUJ? IN THE MIDDLE OF BRESDIFASTS??" i snort.
HE LOOKS UP WITH A PAINED EXPRESSION. ALMOST CONSTIPATED LOOKING.
"Y3S ETHAN SMOOCH. I MEAN- S- ah never mind." He gets up abruptly. I watch him leave, not bothering to stop him. He looked oddly upset. I hope he doesn't hate me.
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Romance(THIS IS SATIRE! MY FRIEND AND I WROTE IT AS A JOKE) Ethan recently moved into Marks house because Amy broke up with Mark and he was rlly lonely. Could Ethan be the new love in THE Markiplier's life? 💜💜💜 eefan brings over a spooky movie and it t...
