Pesy Oneshots

no big deal

Jade wakes up when she hears frantic knocking on her hotel room's door. For a short second, she is scared that it's some stranger trying to rob her. But then she shakes her head, remembering that a robber sure wouldn't knock.

She looks over to her nightstand and sees that it's 3:14 am. Who the heck is knocking on her door in the middle of the night?

It could only be one of the girls, as they are currently on tour. And when one of the girls comes over to Jade's room at this unholy time of the night, it must be something important.

Even though Jade is dead tired after the amazing show they performed yesterday, she is up on her feet quickly and rushes to the door, turning on the lights on her way. Her mind instantly starts to wander, and she worries one of her girls might be hurt or sick.

When she opens the door, Perrie stands in front of her, her arm raised to knock once again.

"Pezza," Jade says followed by a yawn, leading Perrie in by the arm and closing the door behind her. Jade's Geordie accent is extra strong because of her tiredness when she asks, "What's so important you had to wake me up in the middle of the night, huh?"

When Perrie doesn't answer immediately, Jade looks over at the blonde. Her eyes finally adjust to the light in the room and she takes her first proper look at Perrie. The poor girl looks frightened, her eyes wide open in shock.

Jade takes Pez in her arms and leads her over to the bed. When they are both sitting, she takes Perrie's hand and softly asks, "What happened baba?"

"I... umm... I had a sex dream. About Jes," Perrie admits with a blush, her voice almost a whisper.

"And?" is the only thing Jade can say, eyebrows raised. "That's the reason you woke me up?"

"Yes, it is," Perrie answers in a serious tone, her unruly eyebrows drawn together in confusion. This sort of thing is definitely serious enough to wake Jade for!

The brunette starts to laugh, which makes Perrie pout. "Why are you laughing at me? Don't you think I'm embarrassed enough as it is, eh?"

"No, Pez, I'm not laughing at you," Jade says with a shake of her head. "It's just... why would you wake me up for something so mundane? I've had sex dreams about Jes countless times. It's no big deal."

"No big deal? No big deal? Jade, I don't know if I can ever look Jes in the eyes again!"

"Don't you think you're blowing things a bit out of proportion right now, Pezza?" Jade asks with a laugh. She's used to Perrie being a tad too dramatic from time to time, but this is a lot, even for her.

Perrie crosses her arms in front of her chest and narrows her eyes in an attempt to look... angry? Or intimidating, maybe? She looks more like a toddler who just threw a tantrum though, 'cos Perrie is still pouting.

"Hun, I really don't see what the problem is. It's perfectly normal to have dreams about your friends. Even naughty ones," Jade explains.

When Perrie answers, is it though?, Jade gets to thinking. Maybe it really isn't that normal.

But, there's nothing wrong with it either, Jade decides. So she turns to Pez and answers confidently, "Yes, it's normal. Nothing to worry about."

"Nothing to worry about?" Perrie parrots incredulously.

Jade just nods in response.

"Totally normal," Pez continues, which makes Jade hum in approval.

"And you've had sex dreams about Jes multiple times, you said?"

"Yes, Perrie, all the time, so please stop worrying," Jade says with a huff. The faster they're finished talking about Perrie's 'issue', the faster she can go back to sleep.