Nothing is like it seems

The headcanons for Switzerland are funny

I know I'm working on a chapter so don't worry but just-

I found out about the whole like countryhuman stuff right?

And then I was like: Oh, I could look what people wrote about Switzerland! The place I live at right?

This isn't supposed to offend anyone but like-

I just think it's funny what people think about the human version of the country I live in and how they think it would be

I know that there are people out there who think you just get magically rich in Switzerland, that everyone is named something like Erika, everyone likes cheese and chocolate and that we live in idk the 18 century-

I don't want anyone to be offended by this, this is just me thinking that the stereotypes of the place I live in and the stereotype of  the inhabitants is just hilarious to me sometimes! Sometimes you see that they really tried :(

After that at the top I left and visited the fandoms wiki and I-

Why is our country as a human always a doctor or a medical student-

Most of us genuinely want to become teachers. Or at least the people I know

And I don't get the family dynamic-

( explain please??? Someone???)

I wish I knew at least one person that is able to yodel :(

And as if anyone enjoys school here XD

Bold of you to assume I enjoy school! Or studying!

Also again. I like to think that we're not that rich. Especially since we now have a debt of what? 24 Milliarden Franken??? Maybe??? Because of corona-

Our country just likes to represent themselves as super neutral and traditional and educational and of course rich!

I mean who wouldn't?

The last one tho-

Like what?!

( I mean it's kinda true...-)

And why are we drawn so cute and innocent-

Like awww but whyyy?