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"you can count on me like one two three and i'll be there."
- count on me, bruno mars




y/n created a new group chat with harrysfitdad, bestpotter, dadsbf  and father.

lupins are superior


father: i don't know what this
group chat is for but I LOVE
THE NAME

harrysfitdad: i detect lies

bestpotter: hi y/n sweetie!!


you: hi lily<3


harrysfitdad: why does my wife
like your daughter more then
me moony?

father: because she isn't annoying
like you


dadsbf: you sure?


you: oi padfoot i'm still here


harrysfitdad: anyways what is this
chat for??

you: wellll i just thought i'd show
you harry's attempt
at flirting because
i know you will wind him
up about it



father: WAIT HARRY WAS
FLIRTING WITH YOU?

dadsbf: moons calm down she's
16 not 13

father: STILL

you: anyways here
*screenshot of chat with harry*



harrysfitdad: AHHAH NO
HARRY WHY

dadsbf: AHHHAHHA AND
PRONGS YOU ALWAYS
SAID THAT IF YOU HAD
A BOY THAT HE WOULD BE
A CHARMER

harrysfitdad: HE NEEDS
LESSONS NOW


bestpotter: from who may i ask?

harrysfitdad: me of course

bestpotter: because it definitely
didn't take you 7 years to get
me to go out with you


you: HAHAH LILY THIS IS WHY
YOUR MY FAVE POTTER


bestpotter: what can i say

father: he called you love
okay i think i can deal with that
BUT THATS IT

dadsbf: baby steps ig

you: dad i thought you were cool

father: i am cool what are
you on about?

dadsbf: HAH okay

father: your just jealous i'm
more ripped then you

dadsbf: bitch my abs are
like fucking mountains

father: you wish

you: okay can you please just
both get together already it's killing
me see you two flirt all the time


harrysfitdad: wait you haven't told her yet

father: we was going to wait
until christmas but THANKS
FOR RUINING IT

dadsbf: PRONGS YOU RUINED
THE CUTE MOMENT WE
WERE GONNA HAVE


you: he ruined what?

bestpotter: you may aswell
just tell her now

father: okay...

father: me and sirius are
together

dadsbf: like in a relationship



you: REALLY

father: yes

you: WHOOPPPP 
YAYAYAYYAYAY

dadsbf: didn't expect her to
be that excited

harrysfitdad: siriusly how did
you not realise, she's literally
been asking me and lily to get
you two together for weeks

father: well i'm happy your
happy sweetie

you: CAN I CALL SIRIUS DADFOOT NOW

dadsbf: i don't mind, moony?

father: of course

y/n changed dadsbf too dadfoot

dadfoot: i like it

you: WOOOO I HAVE
2 DADS BITCHES

father: language young lady

bestpotter: leave her be remus
she's happy

dadfoot: do you want to help
us tell everyone at christmas y/n?

you: YES TYSM FOR
FINALLY GETTING TOGETHER
THIS IS THE BEST DAY
OF MY LIFE

father: strange child

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