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"she is messy but she's kind, she is lonely most of the time."
-she used too be mine, Sara Bareilles





y/n, harry, ron and hermione were all walking through the halls on the way too the great hall for lunch.

their conversation varied from harry telling them about rom*lda v*ne too them all sharing a deep conversation about the after life.

"we obviously turn into animals when we die, like our patronuses." y/n and hermione argued.

"no we're telling you everyone stays a ghost forever." harry said.

"so your telling me every single person who has died is a ghost." y/n asked him.

"yes."

"dumb shit." she retorts walking into the great hall.

however when they walked in they saw a sight they thought they would never see...

dumbledore drunk

on the table

dancing to wap

get it ig?

"what the fuckity fuck is going on right now?" y/n asks her best friends.

"i don't know but i love it." ron replies with a grin on his face.

"someone record this right now." hermione says whilst motioning for harry too pull his phone out and record.

so he does.

"YES BESTIE." dean thomas cheers dumbledore on.

"SHAKE DAT ASS." screams seamus next too dean.

"this is chaotic but i love it." y/n says grinning.

~~~~~~~


my beloved father

dad: okay bitch what is this
i hear about dumbledore
dancing to wap on a table.

you: AHAHAH YOU HEARD
ABOUT THAT

dad: YES and quite frankly i'm
disappointed you didn't tell
me sooner.

you: sorry dad been too busy
trying to think of ways to get you
and sirius together.

dad: what? you know what i'm not even gonna ask.

you: go on pretend you don't know what i'm on about;)

dad: enough of this conversation now how have you been doing in school?

you: you just lost your coolness ADIOS















bezzas

you: RONALD

ronald: Y/N

you: i have decided you need
to post a photo of yourself on
ig too show everyone your
beautiful face

ronald: i have to agree everyone
should see my handsome face.

you: post now







@chicken4life_ron

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liked by @mionegranger2 and 946 others
@chicken4life_ron: here i grace you with my gorgeous face.

comments:

@haroldpotter: why hello sexy;)))
@chicken4life_ron: cheeky

@y/nlupinisahotty: THATS MY BESTFRIEND LOOKING B-EAUTIFUL

@mionegranger2: well done ronald you look good for once
@chicken4life_ron: t-thanks:))
@y/nlupinisahotty: RON YOU DID NOT JUST STUTTER OVER TEXT

@mollyweasley: my gorgeous son🧡
@chicken4life_ron: i love you mum

@georgeweasley_: reckon i'm still the best looking weasley.
@freddieweasley_: have you seen me??

@ginnyweasley: *stares dreamily at hermione in the corner*
@y/nlupinisahotty: YES #ROMIONE4LIFE

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