@-@ here we go again!!!!
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Mother-What do you wanna be when you grow up dear?
Child-I wanna be a tree!
Mother-Uh how about a doctor?
Child-.......you don't think I can do you?! You don't think I can be a tree do you?! Well I'll show you! TREE POWERS ACTIVATE! *becomes a tree*
Mother-.....wow...
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And now! Random text messages!
Person 1-Be warned! I shall jump you when I get to your house!
Person 2-Oh Nu!
Person 1-Wait autocorrect, I meant dumping
Person 2-.............
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There was once a man named Fred-*gets shot*
Fred-No one shall know my story....NO ONE!
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Mary had a little lamb
Who's fleece was white a snow
He went to the club one night
And dropped it hella low! 😎
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That all @-@
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Random crazy stuff
AléatoireSo I'm usually up late and occasionally all night and all this crazy stuff just comes to my head and I thought 'Hey! Lets share this craziness with the world!' So here ya go! :3
