Y/n POV: first person
"You make my heart twerk" read the valentines they got from their crush. Who is their crush you may ask? Well that would be no other then. Shrekie weaky 🤤🤤🤤. He's the perfect person a girl could ever ask for. Popular, football team captain, muscular, and many more. I could go on and on about him and his crusty dick hair. But that would make this 2874937372296492817347 pages long. But other then shrek I was already in a committed relationship with Quackity. I feel like he also likes shrek so I've been planning a brake up for the longest of times, even though Quackity is my beloved. "Shrekie is mine 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬." I yelled out-loud to a girl that was in a five mile radius of shrek. No one deserves him other then me. I have a full library of just shrek x reader hoping that I would have a relationship just like the wattpads I read about him 🤤.
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OMG AHAHSHHSHEHE WHY DID I START WRITING THIS. IM PROBABLY NOT GOING TO CONTINUE THIS MAYBE IF IT GETS ATTENTION ALSO THIS IS MY FIRST STORY EVER SO SORRY FOR THE SPELLING MISTAKES.
