2+2

+44 #### ######

+44 #### ######
does 2+2=4?

Me
who's this?

+44 #### #######
just answer the
question Allen

Me
uhm...

+44 #### ######
does 2+2=4?
will you go on a date with me

Me
obviously
WAIT WHAT

+44 #### ######
nice im free next saturday

Me
no no no
I don't even know who
you are

+44 #### ######
you'll get to know me
soon babe

Me
ew not babe

+44 #### ######
you'll get used to it babe

Me
no okay for real who is this?

+44 #### ######
babe relax

Me
just tell me about yourself

+44 #### ######
I go to hogwarts

Me
no shit

+44 #### ######
tehe

Me
okay that's enough
how did you even get my
number

+44 #### ######
our favourite blonde of
course

Me
malfoy that son of a bitch

+44 #### #######
woah woah calm down
Hufflepuff

Blondie🐩

Me
DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY

Blondie🐩
hey Mila 😅

Me
WHO DID YOU GIVE MY NUMBER TO

Blondie🐩
I'm not too sure what you mean
lala

Me
I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING
ME LALA WHEN WE WERE 7
NOW WHO'S NUMBER IS THAT

Blondie🐩
look Mila I'm sorry
I didn't tell you because I knew
you'd go all crazy on me

Me
draco 🙂

Blondie🐩
why are you so calm...

Me
tell me who's number it is
and no one gets hurt🙂

Blondie🐩
Mila please
he doesn't want me to tell you

Me
draco.

Blondie🐩
he's my friend
he's a slytherin
he's in our year

Me
of course he's a slytherin
i'm the only non slytherin you like

Blondie🐩
yes ofc you are
you're my little hufflepuff

Me
i'm 5'7

Blondie🐩
and i'm 6'1 so you're still
my little hufflepuff

Me
fuck off

Blondie🐩
watch your language Allen

Me
do you want me to hurt you
Malfoy?

Blondie🐩
nope nope sorry Mila

Me
i'll talk to you later draco
i need to find out who your little
friend is

Blondie🐩
okay
thank you for not hurting
me Mila

Me
yw but at least send me a list
of your friends
seen
oh come on draco
seen
please

Blondie🐩
:)

Me
oh for fucks sake draco
seen

+44 #### ######

*Mila changed +44 #### ###### to Slytherin guy*

Slytherin guy
Draco came to me looking terrified
you are one scary Hufflepuff

Me
Yup
please tell me a bit
about you

Slytherin guy
Well I'm incredibly hot

Me
I'll have to see for myself

Slytherin guy
I'm also extremely funny

Me
meh

Slytherin guy
you're kinda hurting my
feelings

Me
aww boo hoo

Slytherin guy
you're breaking my heart
hufflepuff💔

Me
I have a name

Slytherin guy
oh I know
babe

Me
nope i've had enough
goodnight

Slytherin guy
nooo babe come back I'm sorry
seen
babe babe babe
seen
babyyyyyy
seen
fine :(
seen

A/N
I missed writing textfics so much