"My secret is..." victoria starts "I CAN'T SAY!"
"Ill make you say it," I say, Which makes me sound like a dick and a badass at the same time. "is there another way for me to find out since you can't tell me?" "Yes, you have to read my diary," she hands me her diary " read it every single word. I start
"Oh yes daquan he makes my girlhood tremble he makes me sweat but i dont even pop the molly, there is a secret about him that i cannot tell anybody, what happened is that i found daquan naked out in the country, his penis smelled like sour creme and onions and dog booty. i knew my plan was going the way it was supposed to go. i was so in love with him that i had to make an evil plan to make him marry me. the plan was to act as one of his peasents and put a pill in his beer that made me telopathically control him. i made him rape a dog and then run away from the cops. i knew he was smart enough to find me so i just waited....." That son of a bitch, i am going to kill her! suddenly i grew wings and my eyes turned green and a blunt comes out of no where. "This is my true identity i remember now! I am the CrackMaster Daquan! my quest was finished. i found out who i was. I ppushed that bitch of the castle so she could die and i flew all the way back to africa where my peasents were there to treat me like their king again.
"Mommy! Daaddy! CrackMaster Daquan is here!" i flew over to that little girl and said " yes nigga i am here" and gave her a blunt
The end.
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-Daquan The First-
AbenteuerI woke up.... I didn't know where I was, there were police men and police dogs surrounding me. The only thing I actually knew was my name, I am Daquan
