maurice glared at the newcomer. "now who is this and why are you interrupting our emotional moment"
king julien lightly slapped maurice on the shoulder. "BEHAVE MAURICE! trisha is from a neighboring kingdom"
maurice rubbed his shoulder where the king had slapped him. "ow," he whined. "well i dont know what they want with us, this place reeks of piss and feet. not a preferable smell to foreigners, ive heard"
trisha pulls out their phone and starts trying to make a tiktok
Then gets frustrated that there's no working internet
"do you guys have like,,,, 5G?" (trisha)
"what is a five gee? MAURICE! get us a five gee" (KJ)
Trisha blankly stares and then goes: "uhm. I think it's like 4G but one more. Anyways is there a McDonald's near here? I lost Moses and the last text I got from him is that he's at McDonald's waiting for me."
"oh, of course sir !!" maurice startled, immediately rushing out of the room in search of the five gee
"we are in madagascar, my friend. we have many mangoes and cumquats, and if we do not and are actually in a food shortage i can simply starve my people by raiding their homes" (KJ)
"Oh cool. Idk if this is offensive but are you guys like those furby things? Fuh-reeze,,? Freebies? They're reallyy popular right now with gen Z on tiktok and I think it represents their mental illness." (trisha)
"are you calling me a slur" king julien scratches his ass
"Oh I don't mean to fetishise you guys, I just really appreciate you. Also Mad a gas car sounds so,,, exotic,, are you guys from like Atlantis or Egypt or something? Do they have McDonald's in Egypt? Would that make you guys Jewish?" (trisha)
"maurice. have you found the five gee?! also i think they may be brain damaged" king julien scratches his ass again
"KING JULIAN, I FOUND SOMETHING" maurice rushes back, panting due to his lack of breath. hes holding a small rectangular device. "i still dont know what five gee is but look" maurice holds the device up. its displaying an image
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"my king what the fuck. morts not gonna like this one" (maurice)
"MAURICE DO NOT SHOW HIM" (KJ)
"SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR SPARE TIME" (maurice)
king julien gets on his knees with his hands clasped in prayer
"I GET LONELY" (KJ)
Trisha chuckles "oh don't worry I think I already have some of that from a candle stick being shoved up my ass when I was younger. Wait, if you guys are Jewish does that mean you guys speak Arabic?" Trisha then attempts to speak another language, but it's harder to understand than minecraft enchantments. After they finish, Trisha smiles and blinks slowly at the freebises
"IT IS HARD BEING KING, ALONE ON DA THRONE" (KJ)
king julien smirks up at trish. "i am impressed at your ability to understand our native tongue so quickly. not every human can communicate so fluently with lemurs"
Trisha responds with an expression of glee
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maurice steps back in fear.
king julien gives a gleeful expression to match
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"omg does the McDonald's here have the McDonald's cake? I need it for a tiktok. Also I'm on a diet but today's a cheat day and actually I'm not gonna diet anymore I love being a chubby icon actually no I dont but wheres the mcdonalds" (trisha)
"as long as you do not eat my people like the foosa i do not care what resources you wring from my kingdom" (KJ)
"why are you feeding a tick some cake" (maurice)
Trisha looks back and forth between them trying to understand, but then gives up and says "that's okay guys, I think I might just back-track,,, I'm pretty sure I passed the McDonald's on the way here." Trisha then awkwardly gets into their pink SUV and reverses into the ocean while maintaining awkward eye-contact with the lemurs while painfully giggling
This continues for about a minute until Trisha is completely submerged in the ocean
"goodbye trisha! i will get you five gee someday" (King Julien)
"KING JULIENNNNN IM BACKKKKK" mort rushes back to life, jumping up from the floor. "sorry for leaving you so long,,,, the thought of your feet made me start to dream a little,,,, ehehehe" (mort)
