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Hisoka pov:
While I was jumping from tree to tree thinking about how I'm going to start a cult for gon, I failed to notice somebody else was there.
When I looked down because I heard a THUMP.
When i looked down i saw a beautiful blonde and knew she has to be mine.
Then i heard a loud scream for help, then noticed she had tripped over a leaf.
I had thought of a good plan, so I went down and stood in front of the blonde and pulled out the knockout card (lol idk what to call it so) and knocked her out.
I had locked her in my room to make sure she wouldn't leave me. I was in the living room when I heard a scream.
I ran in OUR room and saw how scared she look and what surprised me was she threw herself onto me. After a couple of hours she calmed down then suddenly walked into the kitchen with her gucci flip flops on and a hype house shirt on.
When she arrived to the kitchen I wasn't paying attention because I was looking at her ass and got a little ( lot) horny, then started kissing her she hesitated a bit but then gave in and kissed me back.
I know we just met seconds ago but I think I'm in love with her.
Then I picked her up and sat her on the table then said "strip kitten" in a dominant voice and she did.
I started licking her nipples and noticed she didn't make a sound then said"don't hold back kitten I want to here you moan" then she said" yes sir."
2 years later-
After we found out she was pregnant I was so happy and wanted to name them after me. I was in the living room when I heard hisoka number 58 say" daddy, mommy said were going to the mall so get your gucci flip flops on"
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Y/N X Hisoka Oneshot
HumorY/N was just walking around in the forest on the way home from school, when she tripped on a leaf and broke her ankle. Then she ran into a very sexy man with to tattoo on his face find out what happens next!!