🎵I've been scared of sleeping with the lights on, know she's not there, I know she's going to his flaaattt🎵
My alarm suddenly went off, waking me up from my dream. I sighed, 5AM already? I lied in bed for a while, fighting the urge to never get up.
"Y/N?" My mom yelled from downstairs, "Y/N! Get down here! I'm serious!" "Coming, mother!" I called back, getting out of bed. I rummaged through my drawers, finally deciding on my favorite T-shirt. It was a Lovejoy graphic T-shirt from the first Lovejoy concert I ever went to secretly. I put my hair into a french braid because I am superior to everyone ever. I hurriedly threw on black jeans and ran out of the door. I fell down the stairs because why the fuck did I run down the stairs in the first place.
"Oh my god, are you okay?" I heard a deep british accent ask, I look up and see... no way. ASH KABOSUUIGKFJHYL^I%E$%#$%T$Y%USIDOFPTY{(U_)"O:GJYR?????!!!!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!
lol hes so cool why is he here
"I'm fine.." I say slowly getting up and brushing myself off. My ass fucking hurts but this is literally Ash Kabosu. I look past him and notice that there's four more people behind him, with my mother staring daggers at me. I observe their faces and realize that it's the rest of Lovejoy. Epic ig.
THEN ASH PUSHES HIS HAIR BACK????? HES SO COOL?? IM DYING?? IM ON THE VERGE OF DEATH????
"Are you sure? You seem kind of.. lightheaded." he gives a charming grin and wind comes out of nowhere, there are also cherry blossoms??? I'm not complaining but we're in New York in an apartment where the fuck did they come from
"Uh, mom?" I ask, glancing at her helplessly, "Why is Lovejoy here?" My mother blinks rapidly, fighting tears, "I'm... I'm sorry. I have to sell you to them."
"Like... sexually????"
"No what the fuck"
"Oh ok but why the fuck did you word it like that"
"They're adopting you."
"THEN SAY THAT?????? dumb bitch"
A/N: My mental sanity is slowly deteriorating I think I'm gonna end it here
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Adopted by Lovejoy
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