Ok so I'm in my living room and suddenly out of no were a cockroach comes out HIGH FIVES MY TOE and runs into the kitchen. Me being me was like and I quote
"Oh hell to the no! Better get your nasty ass back here"
I ran to get the raid spray dive ninja rolled into the kitchen and sprayed the hell out of that place.
When I was done the thing was thrashing around like " HELP ME IT BURNS " and I was like " DUH FUCK" then it died.
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SaggisticaHere lies the deranged twisted brain of Emily Kay Wood the girl that had a mind like no others.
