Taylor's Life is a Lie

One day in art class, Delaney, who Taylor had known since kindergarten, broke some news to her, Taylor was a Time Lord. Delaney had been told by the Canadian government to keep Taylor safe. Her memory was erased by WICKED, and her family were all robots that were sent to kill her, and her memories of being a Time Lord were erased, but Delaney reminded her.

That afternoon, after school, Taylor went home to think. She could not believe it was possible. Was it possible? She decided to sleep so she would forget the whole mess. It always happened.

Before Taylor could walk out the door, her robot family stopped her. She ran out the door as fast as she could, which was really quite slow.

Taylor then discovered she had super powers. Her Sonic Screwdriver contained kryptonite, which protected her from Superman. She met Superman who she threw the kryptonite at. Superman dissolved into chocolate.

She collected all the chocolate and turned it into a parrot. The parrot then became a fortune teller. His name was Jeffery. Taylor fell in love with the parrot and got Stockholm syndrome. Her robot parents became very disappointed. They attacked Jeffery and transported him to Lyetanstein.

Taylor then learned she was the founder of Arby's.

Taylor then opened a whole chain of Arby's, which didn't last very long, for she unknowingly hired aliens who for some reason wanted to blow up the Southern Hemisphere. When Taylor survived she realized she needed mental help. She went to see her friend Josie, her husband Bagel Sign, and their Squirtle children, who lived in Lego Land.

Before Taylor set off on her journey, Spiderman swung in and kicked her in the face. She screeched out in pain, and started chucking toxic noodles and almonds at him, then shocked him with her dementism, but none if it worked. Spiderman said she was fat, then she slapped him and squirted chocolate milk at him, in which he died.

Then she flew to Lego Land which was located on Planet of the Apes. When she found Josie she screeched, "The faces are attacking! Sacrifice one of your children to the HappyFalconQueen!"

Inside, Josie wanted to sacrifice her children, for marrying Bagel Sign was the worst decision in her life. Her true love was the hot dog sign down the street. Josie gave her child to Taylor, and then threw them to the monkeys.

The monkeys were crazy HappyFalconQueen fans, and they ran over and asked for autographs. The monkeys were Taylor's friends and they ran together for a long time leaving Bagel Sign and Josie there. They ran all the way to Hawaii to fight off the Child Faces.

But then they found out they had 785 toenails that could eat away!

Tim, the leader of the Child Faces, chased Taylor and the monkeys, in which they replied by getting the toenails and making them chew on Tim for Taylor's life!

Then Tim decided it was time to text the Banana Lords. The Banana Lords agreed to come to the party, however they weren't told that the monkeys would be at the party of H.F.Q.

The Banana Lords came dressed in their fancy bedazzled peels, with corny and appetizing cheese that Taylor could cut into cheese statues using her hair.

As they arrived a war broke out between the monkeys and the Banana Lords, in which the Banana Lords used their NaeNaeNae Guns to fight.

After the battle Taylor had to take her friend Delaney to Gallifrey to meet her secret sister Emilie, who was a Time Lord as well. While Delaney met Emilie, Taylor met her long list brother Jack as well, and Taylor took him to her giant NaeNaeNae house.

When Delaney saw him she fell in love, but out of no where Cybermen blew through the wall. After fighting them for three days one if their men were killed off, and they retreated. Jack had almost been turned into a Cyberman, but while Delaney was holding his cold, dead body, he regenerated! He sees her emotions and decides he loves her. He proposes and she screams, "YES! YES!" She knows they will be together forever and ever.

As their wedding was being set up by DragonDayPlanners*, Taylor fell in love with one of the most deranged dragons, and got diagnosed with Stockholm syndrome.

Jack and Delaney were happily frolicking in San Francisco, but little did they know Delaney had a secret twin living in a power plant in Africa, 60,000 km deep. She was evily petting her possessed unicorn that was possessed by a hobo in San Francisco. They were waiting to give it to Delaney. Jack and Delaney flew back to the ballroom where the dragons were now finished.

At last, the wedding. Taylor was, of course, the best man, Emilie was the maid of honor, and Josie was still busy with the divorce of Bagel Sign. For the wedding present, Taylor got them a pet unicorn, but the unicorn was possessed by a Dalek, so it started exterminating everyone. Taylor stopped it by putting her bow tie on it, and he was happy.

She started to fall in love with the unicorn, but then she remembered Jeffery. But she also ended up getting Stockholm syndrome (again!). She then asked Delaney to be her best man. Delaney accepted. Jack was the maid of honor.

Taylor lived happily ever after with her new husband.