Bum boys get a room 🥶😬🥵

The beginning

On the 69th of February a boy named Alex ascended out of his mother's womb and into the stratosphere. He immediately began rapping like eminem and doing the gangnam style. Within 2 seconds he was spitting racial and homophobic slurs like a true road man. His parents were so proud. His mother inhaled him into her arms and began riding his dad like a pony to the car. Upon that trip, Alex's dad fell and Alex got yeeted into the fourth dimension. He started dropping quicker than his grades. Once he hit the ground there was blood and baby brain mush everywhere but it was okay because Alex was a road man so he stood up and walked backed into his mother's arms as they headed to their car.

On the 420th of October a boy named Josh popped into the universe. Nobody knows how he got here. He just appeared.

Okay i know this is hella short but i promise longer chapters later on.-Dragon

Also how do you like it so far 💀✋ maybe dont answer that actually.

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