He thought for a bit about what he should do. He then got a brilliant idea...he was going to download tinder. He set up his account and was ready to find some smexy gurls. His pfp was of some random egg he found online.
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"Perfection" he thought to himself. He started to swipe left and right (mostly left😞). After a while he got a MATCH!!! (👇that's the egg)
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She was a perfect golden tan and the perfect body. "She must have a good yolk🥵🤤" he thought to himself. Her name was Linda and was so much better then the other pathetic egg. She started typing Linda:hey Dababy:hi Linda:wyd? Dababy thought and thought he had no clue what "wyd" meant after a quick research break he came to the conclusion it meant "what's your dick size" Dababy: 3 inches 🥱 Linda:oh...um is that your stick size😏 Dababy:yes indeed Linda: we should meet just give me a time and place Dababy:alright Red Robin's at 3:30 Linda:you got it 🤪
