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𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕨/ 𝕟𝕖𝕜𝕠𝕞𝕒😺 (not rly)

*credits to the artists*

omg guess who's back after the small hiatus they never announced😦

sry bout that one busters. i wasn't rly feeling the greatest like i had mentioned in the a/n. anyways, new chapter.

i decided to time skip this shit like a day or two ahead, so like here you go.

el oh el there's gna be guys flirting in here as a joke, as well as some cross-dressing.

oh yeah this chapter is going to be extremely chaotic, so if you don't know what the fuck is going on, there's your answer.

gay. like very gay. gay to the point of the old navy pride month line. i'm kidding. this is still gay though. very. please take that as a warning. if you didn't read this and you decide to comment on the parts that aren't str8 saying "they're supposed to like y/n" or "i don't support that", then i will literally throw a tantrum at you, cry in your spaghetti, then force you to eat it.

*for those of you who keep commenting 'chat noir?' on the lines that say 'm'lady', i shall give you something special.
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y/n groggily got up as she looked at her phone, which read the time '7:30' am.

"OH FUCKING HELL I'M GONNA BE LATE-" she yelled as she shot up from her bed and quickly got dressed.

after she was done getting dressed, she raced down to the kitchen to grab some money and lunch.

unfortunately for y/n, running was not the best idea. as she was running to school, she tripped and scraped her knee.

"fuck that hurt." she yelled as she slowly got up and started limping towards the school, which was luckily only 2 minutes from where she currently was.

for the next 2 minutes, she was in pain, but she just tried to ignore it because acknowledging it would probably put her through more pain.

she finally arrived at the school, but she noticed a bus there. she knew that bus didn't belong to karasuno, considering it was a coach bus. that's when she remembered that they had a practice match with nekoma today.

'HELL YEAH! I GET TO MEET KENMA!' y/n happily thought while saying a quiet 'yis'.

she raced into the gym to find karasuno and nekoma waiting there, probably for her.

"HEY BITCHES IM HERE!" y/n kicked open the gym doors and strutted in with her arms in the air. everyone from karasuno (except tanaka, noya, kiyoko, yachi, and hinata) looked at her with wide eyes like 'what the fuck is she doing'. "YOUR FAVOURITE HOE IS HERE!" 

"AYEEEEEEEEEE Y/NNNNNN!" noya screamed as he ran to y/n to give her a hug. "how's my favourite hoe doing?"

"ayo shordy i'm doing good, how bout you?" y/n gave noya a lil pat on the back before letting go of him. 

"i'm doing great now that you're here." noya did the debby ryan radio rebel move.

as they were in the middle of talking, kuroo walked up behind y/n and scared the living shit outta her by placing his hand on her shoulders.

"YO WHAT THE FUCK-" y/n whipped her head around to see kuroo. "you fucker. you fucker you motherfucker. i will rain HELLFIRE upon you."

"damn my bad." kuroo backed up and raised his hands.

"shawty you could've given me whiplash smh." y/n shook her head in disappointment.

"anyways, can i get a hug y/n?" "no lol"