hte rduen

brendon implies buttsex

rya barely glanced back at his mum b4 taeking in breadknobs keen form conseald only by a white and gold toga.
"i like ur... blue and black toga b...." sed ry uncertainyl.
"wtf @therealryanross its fuckign white anf goLd""
"nu its not?????????"
"ues it is??????????"
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amywayy they gaeb the fuk up with that dumbass argument. fuck that meme. seriously. fuck it
"so ryan, my deerest pretty maiden of the north-"
"my hut is west"
"pls ryhoe let me finish. anyway pretty maiden, i-o-i in fact think you are. very... pretty)"
"O_o"
"say sumthing ry"
"O_o"
"ry pls."!!
!!
"uh. brendone. i. i thonk your pretty too........ i ....... i just..."
"you jUst whAT rY"
"i justbhave never been wiht... a guy b4....."
"son like im ever gonna beleive that"
"fien whatever i have i was just trying to make this a generic cliche au fic but whatever"
brendon sihged.
and sighed.
for an elongated time.

"anyway ryan... there was anohrer thign i wanted 2 talk to u aboutt..." bden sed in a low husky seductive hot sexy voice that was sin itself
"and i think you can guess what it is.."
bren bit his lip. not ryans of course, his own. ryans would come later. well his lip woukd. so would he tbh. ryan would come later. like orgasm come.
"y-u brought me here to make love tp me..."
"ryan. theres sumthin u shood know about me. i dont make luv... i fuck... hard."
"ok"