TUMHE DEKHNE KI BIMARI

part 2

[The morning of MPT.All are busy with their work. AS enters with a very angry mood.]
All:jai hind!
[AS totally igonres that and straight goes to HM's cabin.Others also go there]
HM:Jai hind,sir!!
AS:Abhi ke abhi ghar chaliye...
HM:Kiske ghar?
AS:Apke ghar!!search karne ke liye...
SS:(shouting)Search?
[HM and AS look at her]
PS:Jarbuddhi!!(whispering)
AS:Aap log bhi chaliye....sab ko yeh gyaat hona chahiye Mahila Police Thane ki SHO raat ko kya harqat karta hai!!
HM:Ek minute,apka matlab hum kal raat bhi apke ghar ayee thee?
AS:Masum banne ki koushish maat kijiye....chaliye humare saath...
[All of them get on the car and reach HM's house]
KS:Cheeta,santu... jao search karna suru karo...
AS:Nehi, aap log search karenge toh apke maddam sir ko toh nirdosh sabit karne ke liye bottle samne hi nehi layenge....
(Some other constables get off the car)
aap log jayiye....search kijiye...
[They enter the house and start searching]
Mj:Hasi, yeh sab kya hai?tumhare ammi ko agaar pata chalega toh...
HM:Nehi nehi!ammi ko maat bataiye...surf search karke hi chale jayenge...
[They keep searching]
HM:(whispering to KS)karishma singh,apke bhai ka childhood problem hai kya?matlab raat ko khwab dekhna aur something...not negative,but agaar hai toh boliye,humare mamaji treatment kar sakta hai...
KS:😒😒😒
Constables:Sir,kuch nehi mila....
AS:Are you sure?garden,kitchen,store room sab jaga dekha hai??
HM:Sir,kuch nehi milega!!aur apko kitna bar kaha ki kal raat hum ghar se nikle hi nehi...
aap humare mamu ji se puchiye...ammi se puchiye...
Mj:haan!hasi toh kaal ghar hi thaa..in fact uska headache tha...neend ka medicine liya hai...
Ammi:haseena ne kaal raat duty se lot kar khana banaya hai..mera sir daba diya hai..itna kaam karne ke baa dbahar jaane ka taqat kyse rahe ga?
HM:😇
KS:anu bhaiya...
AS:sirr!
KS:sir!!!!hum bahut dino se maddam sir ke saath kaam kar rahe hai...unka esa koi record nehi hai...
PS:sir,agaar maddam sir ka dushman karishma ji esa keh rahe hai..toh yeh kabhi jhoot nehi ho sakta...
KS:pushpa ji,aap humara tarif kiya ya beizzati?
PS:hum toh baas apko ayna dikha rahe hai,bahurani!
KS:😒
AS:toh humne jo char raat se unko dekha hai?
Mj:PTSD!!!
KS:ka?
Mj:posttraumatic stress disorder...insaan jab koi unexpected kuch situation witness karta hai...like accident, disaster, even break up bhi ho toh usse shock lagta hai aur woh ese raat
ko afraid rehta hai ki shayaad woh situation phirse create ho jai...
CC:apka matlab dsp sir ne maddam sir ko khwab me dekha hai?
SS:lekin dhoka toh dsp sir ne diya hai na?disease toh maddam sir ko hona chahiye tha...
CC:santo ji,aap samajh nehi rahe hai...dsp sir ka yeh rog ka naam hai unke haseena ji ko dekhne bimari!!
AS&HM:😒😒😒😒
CC:sorry!
AS:ek minute,aap log keh rahe hai humne khwab dekha hai?thik hai phir,chaliye humare saath...
[They go to AS's house and becomes very abacked to watch the messy condition of the house]
AS:aab kya aap log kahenge ki yeh bhi humne kiya hai?
HM:toh aap keh rahe hai yeh sab humne kiya hai?
AS:aur kaun?
HM:lekin kab?
AS:kal raat!
HM:namunkin!
Mj:relax relax! jhagarne se koi treatment hota hai kya?
CC:humme na ab bahut dar lag raha hai..kahi dsp sir ke ghar bhoooooot🧟‍♂️ toh nehi aa gaya!😨
KS:bhaag!voot moot kuch nehi hota!
Mj:Anuvab,humara ek mind hai absent mind...isme hum kuch bhi karke beth te hai...aur humme pata bhi nehi chalta...
CC:wah sir wah!humme na apse hi psychology sikh na chahiye tha...
Mj:I can teach you still now!
CC:😃
AS:esa bhi ho sakta hai na yeh rog haseena ji ko hua hai...
HM:ek bar kehte hai hum sharab piya hai..ek baar kehte hai rog hua hai...sir aap chahte kya hai?
Mj:relax relax!anuvab,hum tumhe prescriptions de rahe hai...follow karo... I hope you will be cured...
[AS is not satisfied.Afrer all he takes the prescription]
[That night in HM's house]
HM:Uff sar dard aur bhi bar gaya hai...
[From other room Mj calls HM]
Mj:Hasi!raat ka doz liya hai?
HM:Mamu ji,bas kijiye...humme accha nehi lagta yeh sab dawai khana...
[Mj comes to HM's room]
Mj:Matlab abhi tak nehi khaya!!12 baj gaye.... jaldi khalo...das baje khana tha na....
[Mj feeds the medicine]
Mj:good girl!aab soh jao!
[HM goes to bed but as soon as Mj leaves. She gets up]
HM:(Thinking)abhi humme sona nehi hai....kuch aur kaam karna baki hai...
[It's almost 1 am. HM rings the bell of AS's door.But this time it was really HM]
AS:(Frightened)Kaun?
HM:Hum apke haseena ji....matlab SHO haseena mallik
AS:Nehi,iss bar hum darwaza khol ke galti nehi karne wale hai...haseena ji,aap kripya karke yaha se chale jayiye .....
HM:Nehi nehi hum sach mein haseena malik hi hai...
AS:Haan!toh har raat haseena mallik hi toh aa ta hai,na?
HM:nehi sir,haar raat jo aa te hai woh shyaad koi aur hai...hum haseena mallik hai!AS:hana,toh woh bhoot haseena...matlab woh haseena bhi toh haseena mallik hi hai na?
HM:ufff!nehi!sir,aap samajh nehi rahe hai...hum ayee hai yeh dekhne ke liye ki har raat actually kaun ataa hai apke ghar?
AS:Ap hi toh aate hai!!
HM:Uff!🤦‍♀️Aap yakeen kyun nehi karte hum hi haseena mallik hai..aap plz darwaza kholiye..
AS:Humne kab kaha ki aap haseena mallik nehi hai?
HM:Aap....🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ thik hai kuch esa puchiye surf humme aur apko pata hai....Jese ki jis raat apke ghar kam wali nehi rehte hai uss raat apke ammi humare naam le te hai aur apko daant te hai!
AS:😒😒aap khudki tarif kar rahe hai ya humara beizzati?
HM:ek hi toh baat hua na sir?
AS:😑😑😑
HM:ab toh darwaza kholiye...
AS:Har raat joh haseena humare ghar aate hai.. woh humara sampurn jivan vivaran keh de sakte hai...hum kyse manle ki aap woh nehi hai?
HM:sir aap darwaza kholiye toh sahi aur ek bar dekh lijiye!
AS:nehi dekhna humme...aap chale jaiye!
[HM cannot understand what to do.She thinks for a while and then keeps her hand on the door]
HM:thik hai sir,aapko dekhne ki zarurat nehi hai...aap humme anuvab kijiye...mehsuz kijiye
kya aap humme mehsuz kar sakte hai?
[AS also keeps his hand on the just place where HM kept her own.So there were only door glass between their hands]
HM:aankhe dhoka de sakta hai sir lekin anuvab kabhi....
AS:anuvab kabhi?
HM:ek esa vakt tha jab hum yakin kar te thee ki anuvab kabhi dhoka nehi de sakta...
AS:aur aab?
HM:aab hum apne anuvab ko hi yaakin nehi karte...
AS:kaunsa anuvab ko yaakin nehi karte?
HM:aa...
KS:maddam sir?
[She turns behind and moves her hand from the door.KS gets off the bike]
HM:karishma Singh?
AS:karishma singh aa gaya?
KS:jai hind maddam sir,aap?
HM:jai hind!dariye maat...hum...
KS:haan haan humme samajhte hai...hum kabhi yaakin nehi karte ki aap sharab pee kar yeh sab harkat kar sakte hai...woh to uss bhoot ho ya kuch aur uski maiya ki sasu maiya...aaj baas usse humara mulakat hone dijiye!!
HM:lekin aapka bhaiya toh darwaza hi nehi khol rahe hai?
KS:anu bhaiya yaha kari hai?toh khol kahe nehi rahe hai..anu bhaiya?
HM:sir,aab toh karishma singh bhi aa gaya...darwaza kholiye...
AS:aapne kaha aap anuvab se yakin nehi karte...hum nehi kholenge darwaza!
KS:ka?kaunsa anuvab?
HM:kuch nehi!
KS:anu bhaiya,hum aa gaye hai...dekhna hum uss bhoot ka woh haal machayenge na ki...
AS:kisika kuch karne ki zarurat nehi hai.. kya pata agaar aap Karishma Singh ka bhoot hai toh?
HM:😳🤭🤭🤭
KS:Anu bhaiya,agaar aap ke jaga aaj koi aur hota na? Toh hun usko itnaaaaaa bara topa upadhi de te!
AS:matlab?kya kehna chahte hai aap?
KS:nehi! hum apko nehi kaha!agaar apke jaga koi hota toh....esa kaha humne
HM:🤭🤭🤭
AS:aap log abhi ke abhi chale jayiye...it's an order!
[They had nothing more to do then.HM's headache increases. She touches her head]
KS:maddam sir, raat toh bahut ho gaya...agaar abhi bhi nehi aaya hai toh humme lagta hai woh bhoot aaj nehi ayega!aur aapka tabiyaat bhi thik nehi lag raha hai...apko ghar jaana
chahiye!
HM:shayaad!
KS:hum apko chod de te hai?
HM:nehi nehi...hum chale jayenge...
KS:ka baat kar rahe hai!ayiye hum chod de te hai
[KS takes her to her bike almost forcing]
[After sometime,the other ghost HM knocks AS's door]
[It's already morning in MPT.All specially KS and HM are in a pressure. They are walking and thinking if AS will come today or not.KS and HM look at each other as like they are
questioning but none of them have any answer.]
CC:maddam sir,apke mamaji ka woh medicine...
HM:rakh do waha!
[But she was not feeling a little bit weak so she sat]
HM:samajh me nehi aa raha aaj bhi sir ayega ya nehi!!oh!
PS:maddam sir,apka tabiyat thik nehi lag raha...
HM:sahi kaha apne... bahut zayda bura lag raha hai...
[She feeling nauseous.She covers her mouth]
HM:excuse me!!
[HM quickly goes to washroom]
SS:maddam sir ko kya ho gaya?
KS:hoga hi na?kisne kaha tha kal raat anu bhaiya ke ghar jaane ko esi tabiyaat le kar...hum toh jaa rahe thee na?
AS:ja kar bhi koi fayda nehi hua
[They watch AS coming in a drowsy mood]
All:jai hind!
AS:jai hind!
CC:sir,woh bhoot kal raat ko bhi aya tha?
[AS nods his head]
CC:karishma maddam,ek personal level ka request tha...aapko agaar kabhi kisi prograam arrange karna hai na...sir ke ghar maat kijiye!
KS:bhaag!anu bh...sir!hum aur maddam sir toh gaye thee kal raat... phir kab aya woh bhoot?
AS:aap logo ke jaane ki thodi der baad hi..
[HM comes]
AS:aur humne apne ankhon se dekha hai woh koi bhoot nehi haseena ji hi tha...
HM:kya? kaal bhi aya tha?[She walks in ahead]
jai hind sir...lekin...
KS:lekin hum khud maddam sir ko ghar chod aye thee...phir unhone kab gaya?
HM:aur agaar aya bhi...toh darwaza kyun khola?jab hum aye thee...tab toh nehi khola tha aap?
AS:wah!apne kiya aur aap khud hi keh rahe hai?aapne darwaza tod de te agaar nehi khol te toh!
HM:aap bar bar humme kyun keh rahe hai...hum toh...aah!(touching her head)
SS:maddam sir!
KS:maddam sir samhalke!
HM:hum thik hai!sir dard thoda bar gaya hai...
PS:sir,maddam sir ko maat datiye plz...bichari ka tabiyat kharab hai...
CC:Sir,aapne bhoot ka kapra aur uss raat maddam sir ka  kapra same same tha kya?
SS:cheete,bhoot kapra pehen ta hai kya?
CC:pehenta hai na?white colour  ka kapra🧟‍♂️
KS:tum dono chup karoge?humme lagta hai koi hum par nazar rakh raha hai...isiliye,humare jaane ke baad woh aya!maiya kasam,agaar woh bhoot humme mile na toh uss din humari akhri mulakat hogi!
HM:aab toh humme bhi janna hai ki woh kaun hai jo esa harkaat kar raha hai...
AS:aap hi hai...
HM:aap yakin kyun ne..nhi..kar..[She becomes senseless and almost fall down but AS holds her by his arms.KS also holds her]
All:maddam sir!!
AS:haseena ji!!!
KS:humme lagta hai inko inke woh kaun hai woh?
CC:mamu ji
KS:haan,unke ke paas le na chahiye
SS:lekin uska chamber kaha hai?
CC:humme pata hai...unke saath baate hua hai humara...
KS:haan,toh phone lagao jaldi...sir,chaliye
AS:chaliye...
[AS takes her in his lap and all of them go to hospital]
[Inside the hospital,all are waiting. An assistant of Mj comes out from the chamber]
Assistant:Anuvab singh kaun hai?
AS:ji,hum hai!
Assistant:sir ne apko andaar jaane ke liye kaha hai
KS:hum patient ke collegue hai... humme bhi jana hai...
CC:hum na sir ka new new student hai...hum...
Assistant:sorry,not allowed...mr anuvab singh...aap plz andar jayiye...
[AS keeps his hand on KS's shoulder as if he is telling "that it's all right".]
[AS goes inside.]
KS:amma,bhaag!!!
SS:esa kya hua hai jo hum nehi sun sakte?
PS:tum log sunna chahte ho na?aao humare saath😎😎
[HM was sitting on a chair in front of Mj's table.She was going to stand up watching AS but AS forbids her.So,she sits down.Mj was talking to somebody else.He sighns AS to take a seat.AS sits beside HM]
[PS takes others to the backdoor of the chamber.There was a window. SS is on CC's shoulder so that she can watch by the window.]
PS:😎kysa laga humara idea?
CC:Humara... kandha tod.. ne ka.... yeh idea bahut hi... kharab tha!!!😖
SS:cheete,thoda aur ucha!
CC:s..santo ji!!aap..bahut...!!😖
SS:bhaari hoon?weight baar gaya shaayd!
CC:nehi nehu!bilkool nehi!!aap toh phool jesa halka hai!😓
SS:thank you!
KS:tum dono ka bakainte ho gaya toh bataoge ka sun rahe ho?
[SS opens the window cautiously]
[inside the chamber]
[Mj keeps the phone]
HM:mamuji,aab toh bataiye kya hua hai humme?air aapne anuvab sir ko hi kyun bulaya?
Mj:Relax hasi!I am telling...dekho,isse good news kehna chahiye ya bad news I don't know
AS:kyun?esa kya hua hai haseena ji ko?
HM:woh hi toh kab se puch rahe hai hum!
Mj:hasi,tum pregnant ho!
AS& HM:kya????????
SS:kya?
[SS loses balance.She was on CC's shoulder.PS and KS were near them.So,all of them fall down]
Mj:kaun hai?
[all of them run together.At last,when they stop,they become tired]
PS:santo(panting)?esa kya suna tumne jo gir gaya?
CC:humara kamar toot ja ta!
SS:saans...... le ne de, cheete!
KS:(panting)amma,santo...bataoge bhi ka suna hai?
SS:maddma sir...maddam sir....maddam sir...
KS:haan,maddam sir ka?
SS:maddam sir...maddam sir pregnant hai!!!!
CC,KS,PS:kyaaa?????????