Vampires are Real?

Chapter 1

Ouch, my head really hurts. I feel sick to my stomach.. Wait, I don't think I'm outside? Omg whats that average hot guy voice I hear.? "We can't just throw her out, look at all that poop dripping down her legs. She could be useful later ahaha." Then a more mature voice started talking. "Nathan, lets be serious. You will eat her before we can get her all cleaned up." Then the deep jock voice started speaking again, Nathan is his name I think. "Simonnn your ruining all my fun. She looks delicious." I can feel the blood rushing to my cheeks, not just the cheeks in my face either. "Get a hold of yourself. Get Ashley, our guest will be more comfortable having another girl clean her up." Nathan starts getting annoyed, I can tell because of the loud sighs. "Simon, even if Ashley is more mature.. we just turned her last week! If you leave that girl in her hands, what if she can't resist?" Oh. My. God. What? Resist what? Have they seen me, I look like a naked mole rat. Pun unintended (yk naked.. yeah.) "Fine, Nathan go get Courtney. Ask her to watch Ashley, and let Ashley and Courtney drink from each other first. To cure their uh, desires per-say." "Huh? Courtney is human isn't she?" Simon is laughing? Also if they aren't humans what are they? I am so cold when are these people gonna shut up so I can dramatically wake up, and tell them someone stripped me naked and pooped on me. Also I need to mention it nearly killed me, because I could've froze to death. That will work perfectly, I know I would believe that. I hear Simon start talking again, after his weird evil chuckle. "No, me and Dawn had fun with Courtney. She is definitely enjoying being a vampire though. I must say I didn't expect for her to be so fun afterwards, I thought she would become upset and leave. She still works as our maid, but soon I plan on letting her live with us."
     I sit up, in a panic. "Your vampires? What the hell! Am I dreaming, I never imagined Twilight possibly being based on a true story?" Simon smiles, he is kinda hotter then I imagined. He is better looking then Edward what is this. I blushed since I was only wearing underwear with flowers on them and a sweatshirt. At least the flower pattern is covered in diarrhea. Wait. Oh no. I cross my legs so I feel more covered. Then Nathan laughed, who knew he would have pink hair. He looks, not as attractive as Simon. Damn now what, I blew my cover. Are they gonna speak to me or just stare at me like that. I could tell Simon was about to speak, I need to prepare myself in case this is the last memory I have before I die. "Haha do we have an eavesdropper? I suppose that saves us some explaining." Nathan then had a confused expression on his face. So did Simon. "Why are you half naked?" Simon asked. I blushed. "I-i" Oh wow I'm stuttering like y/n. Giving myself main character vibes again. "Well I was just walking around getting some fresh air. Then some fat guy grabbed me and started running really fast while giggling. I started crying, then he stole my skirt and pooped on me. So can you please give me new clothes and let me clean myself up? I really need to get this guys sh*t off of me." I hope they believe me, I even kept my voice clear and my face blank. If these mf's are mind readers too I'm actually gonna cry.      Simon walked up to me, and held out his hand. "Come on, don't be shy." I take his hand while taking a deep breath. Hopefully that doesn't make me seem nervous or anything. "As I'm sure you heard, we will have some ladies assist you. They will show you to your room." "When can I leave?" I looked to my left, and noticed Nathan had a huge grin on his face. That's not very swag.. "You can't go, you heard our little secret darling. We can't let you leave now, you're our new guest." That's the first time Nathan spoke to me, he sure knows how to make an impression. I feel like my legs can't hold me up. Not in a kinky way either. I am terrified, but if I show my fear I have a gut feeling that will only boost this guys ego. "Ok dArLiNg I can play that game too. Can you get Ashley and Courtney Simon? Please?" For some reason reciting their names makes me feel like a baddie. That sounded kinda hot, at this point the only ego I'm boosting is my own. Nathan almost looks mad, while Simon is enjoying seeing me talk back to this dude. "Yes ma'am." Simon says. Wow I love bossing these losers around, maybe today isn't the worst day of my life. Oml I totally forgot abt the poop stain. Whatever at least these guys think it's not mine.  
     Simon leads me down a rather long hallway,
and stops at what looks like a closet. He opens it and a girl falls out. I swear of that's a dead body I'm running out cause hell nah. "Uh- sorry master." WOAH. WOAHHHH. I knew these men weren't human but I wasn't expecting this to be a sex dungeon. "Whats your name dear?" Simon is talking to me but if I talk I'm either gonna laugh or cry, no in-between. I have to stay confident though. "Alissa, my name is Alissa." I am not gonna say Ally. Alissa sounds hotter and I can't go back to letting people call me whatever they want. I really wanna cheeseburger. I have to focus. "Alright Alissa, this is Courtney. The maid. She was in here as a punishment. Don't worry we don't punish people, but she wouldn't stop crying after using Dawn's toothbrush." Dawn wasn't in the room but I do recall him coming up in their conversation. He helped turn this girl, Courtney, into a.. vampire. I really need to get used to this. I need to ask questions if I am gonna adjust to being in a house with who knows how many vampires. "Dawn? I'm assuming he lives here too." Courtney slowly gets up, you can tell this girl isn't gonna hurt a fly. I wonder if they feed on each other, animals, hospital blood bags, or well, humans. I also need to figure out who all lives here or comes here routinely. I am still surprised they brush their teeth.. "Ah yes, Dawn is one of the six vampires living in this house. Of course there's me, Courtney-" "but sir I do not live here?" "You do now, as I was saying. Nathan, Ashley, Harley, and Dawn. Lets not forget you, Alissa." "I cannot live here, I am human and vampires feed on humans. Do they not?" "That sounds ridiculous, we have a huge supply of blood bags. We will never run out, because Nathan steals them from hospitals. The hospitals he takes them from never use them, so we aren't responsible of any humans life. Although new vampires don't get as much energy from blood bags, so they tend to feed on each other. Drinking from the vain of another vampire doesn't harm us in anyway. If you aren't new to being a vampire drinking from another vampire gives you the same amount of energy that a blood bag would. So I guess it's more of a sexual act (if you aren't new.) Courtney and Ashley drinking from each other is fine, Ashley isn't AS new so she may get a kick out of it.." My jaw almost dropped. I definitely learned a lot from that. I think Simon is trying to educate me to make me more comfortable being here, are they gonna turn me into a vampire? Also I still don't know how to react to Courtney calling Simon master, and him saying he was punishing her. I can ask Courtney later, I think I can trust her.