BUCKY BARNES: guys I made a girl cry today
STEVE ROGERS: what-
BUCKY BARNES: i didnt mean to
STEVE ROGERS: what happened?
BUCKY BARNES: well she said: I think you're kinda cute. Then I said: well that's nice
BUCKY BARNES: then she said: well dont you love me? And then I said: how would you like to be the sun in my life? And then she said: oh, because I'm so bright?
BUCKY BARNES: and I said: well, kinda, but you can start by being 93 million miles away from me
SHURI: pFFFTTT
STEVE ROGERS: BUCKY- 😂 YOU DONT SAY THAT TO GIRLS-
TONY STARK: AHAHAHAHAAA
SAM WILSON: let me write that one down LMAO
STEVE ROGERS: what does LMAO mean?
TONY STARK: oh for heaven's sake Cap
SAM WILSON: it means laughing my ass off
SCOTT LANG: more like laughing americas ass off
TONY STARK: LMAAO. Laughing Mister Americas Ass Off
STEVE ROGERS: I'm uncomfortable.
PETER PARKER: WOW! OMG GUYS THIS IS AMAZING!
SHURI: *GAsP* SOMEONE FINALLY FRIENDED YOU!??!
PETER PARKER: wh- no..
SHURI: oh.
PETER PARKER: I GOT AN A ON MY CHEMISTRY EXAM!
TONY STARK: great job, kid!
SHURI: unbelievable
PETER PARKER: i know! Can you believe this?
SHURI: I said..unbelievable
PETER PARKER: oh im sorry i thought you said you were doofy and annoying
TONY STARK: pSSSH PETER!
TONY STARK: that reminds me. Didn't I tell you to clean your room?
PETER PARKER: oh..yeah...sorry Mr Stark I forgot.
TONY STARK: you know if you had just gotten up when I told you in the first place, you wouldn't have forgotten. Now give me your phone.
PETER PARKER: sorrrrryyy
TONY STARK: don't bother asking for it later.
PETER PARKER: okay
STEVE ROGERS: uhm, Peter, I see you online. What are you doing
PETER PARKER: nothin, just chillin on my phone
STEVE ROGERS: didn't Tony tell you not to ask for your phone?
PETER PARKER: yeah...that's why I didn't ask him
STEVE ROGERS: he said you can't have your phone
PETER PARKER: he said not to ASK for it. That's why I didn't ask. He never said I couldn't take it.
STEVE ROGERS: okay but-
PETER PARKER: is..that not what he said?
STEVE ROGERS: you knew exactly what he meant though.
PETER PARKER: so why do I have my phone right now
STEVE ROGERS: why do you have your phone right now
PETER PARKER: because I finished cleaning my room
STEVE ROGERS: oh...you right
STEVE ROGERS: wait-
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𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 || post endgame
Fanfiction𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. Tony Stark survived the snap? 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. everyone got a happy ending? 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅.. all the Avengers ASSemble in a group chat? 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠... [COMPLETED] #1 in avengers #1 in Antman...
