Walburga Black
(desperate for a divorce)
: So my Brother and his family decided to have dinner with us. Just a normal day right? wrong, Sirius thought it was a funny idea to eat very unpureblood like its disgusting. He didn't even think the food would go all over the table
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interviewer: what were your opinion of sirius' action
Narcissa Black
(wants everyone to get along and get therapy)
: it was disgusting. The food he chews were everywhere I know the Gryffindors are bad but I didn't know they were THIS bad. If this is a game I'll just give him my money and move to a different place
Andromeda Black
(muggle teacher)
: it was nice I suppose. He's a very loud chewer though.
Bellatrix Black
(is convinced the family tree is a circle)
: I regret telling him that I have pet peeves too.
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Sirius Black
(first Gryffindor disappointment in the family)
: So me and Reggie thought it would be a
Regulus: Don't bring me into this Sirius. And it's Reggie and I.
Sirius: right right sorry. So I thought it would be a fun idea to nick everything I eat into muggle food and eat how I usually do in the Gryffindor table
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Regulus: (sigh)
Interviewer: go on
Regulus Black
(gay disaster for deer)
: He meant ate like a pig. And chew as loudly as he can. He succeeded, obviously otherwise Bellatrix wouldn't have been pulled for timeout. I would've done the same thing too but she's also using that as an excuse to leave the family to meet with her girlfriend
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Interviewer: was it true?
Bellatrix Black
: What? no. Who told you that?
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Toujours Pur; Black Family Feud
RandomON HIATUS ON HIATUS (blame school) what happens when two families come over no one asked for this istg pairings: wolfstar jegulus tedromeda narlily bellatrix/random oc (if you squint and cover your good eye)
