Jerk Next Door

chapter three

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We had finished watching Katy Keene season one.
It was awesome.
I'm voting for Prince Errol to date Katy. I like him.
I was now doing finishing touches on the muffins.
yeah I decided to settle on the muffins.

I thought a cake would be way too much.
Muffins did sound like a warm welcome to me.
"I hope you've put some aside for me."
"You mean,for us?"
"Yeah.Whatever."
"Let's leave and please Nat,don't snoop around too much."
"I promise I'll be a good kid mum"

I laughed at the face she was making
"Let's go now."
we got to the new house and I rang the doorbell.

Before the door was opened, another car came eight through the driveway.

The windows were all up so as much as I wanted to be nosy and take a peek,I couldn't ..

They were tinted also,so..
The car Door opened.

Nike..

Orange..

Black jacket..

Janitor boy.
Stupid highschool kid.

"What are you doing at my house Red B?"
"Red B?" I questioned with a puzzled look on my face.
"You know what I mean Red B."he said.
Oh yeah,,

I get it now,he's talking about my red bra..

Is he seriously going to say Red B every time he's referring to me?

Oh my God

"Kristen,who is this?"Nat asked me.
" No one important, just that jerk I was telling you about. "
The front door now opened and some cute guy opened the door.

"River,you're back,and you brought two beautiful ladies with you."

Huh!so janitor boy is called River.

Like river river..and why do all the names of the stupid ones start with a letter R?I mean,,look at it,River,Ryder and by the way,there is this other guy called Rein who cheated on Nat when we were in middle school.

It wasn't technically cheating,since they weren't dating but whatever....Nat liked him a lot and he knew but he still kissed another girl..

Damn!I officially hate all boys with letter R as their first initial.

I forgot,there's this other one called Reagan who has been annoying me since we met...

Oh boy..if all the men I've met are jerks,where are the good ones hiding,is there like a bank or something???

Someone please tell me,because I need to open an account there and get myself a man.

."you have bad taste if you think they're pretty."River said.

"Come on in ladies,don't mind him,I'm Dale by the way."
Well,at least someone was acting like a gentleman..

River can go fuck himself for all I care.

We followed Dale inside.
Nat was actually quiet the entire time.
so unlike her.

I could feel  River's presence from behind me.

"Watch your steps Red B."

"Its Kristen..K.R.I.S.T.E.N."
I spelt it out clearly for him to get it.

"Your name is so boring."There he goes again.
"Who names his  kid Kristen?"he asked.

Dwayne Stewart apparently ..

Here I was,trying to be a good neighbour,spending time I would have used to make my nails or watch a movie and he wasn't even grateful,the nerve....

I put the muffins on the table.
Nat was still quiet.

What in the world is wrong with her?
" I just heard this sweet aroma and decided to come see.Did you guys order something? "

I heard a voice from somewhere around the stairs, I think?
Yeah it was from the stairs.

Oh .my .God
Another.cute.Boy

How many of them are there,cause seriously, its like they keep falling from the sky.

"We didn't,our neighbours just gave us a warm welcome." Dale said.

"Wow,hot neighbours who can bake?we are so going to get along." The cute guy whose name I didn't know yet, said.

I looked at River with the 'on your face' look and he scoffed. He's just jealous I'm way more hotter than him.

"I'm Luke by the way," He introduced himself.
Luke,Dale,Janitor boy.
I know , I know..

Its River,but I enjoy insulting him so......

"I'm Kristen,this is Natalie my best friend." I also introduced.

"Wow,beautiful,what's your second name?"

"Stewart."
"Like Kristen Stewart,the movie star?"
"Yeah,"
"I love your name."

"Thanks..Luke."

I emphasised on the thanks while looking at Janitor Boy.
He sneered at me.
I hate him.

"Can I use the bathroom?" I asked.

"Sure,just go straight up ,the first door on your left." Luke said.

"Thanks.Nat ,you're coming?"I asked her,but it was more like a statement though.
I gave her those eyes that said 'you better'.

She followed me upstairs to the bathroom.
" what's wrong? "I asked immediately we got in.
" I don't know ,I just saw Dale and my mind went blank."

I knew there was something.
"You like him?" I asked her.

"What part of my mind went blank don't you understand?, I forgot to breathe.."

"Well then get your shit together and let's go back out there, can't wait to leave. .  River is a pain in the ass." I sighed.

"Yeah,he's really annoying." She agreed..
I opened the bathroom door and left for the living room..

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