in honor of my april fool's day joke of day's past
consider this a formal apology to the mineta stans i disappointed
You and your CG, Mineta, were lying in bed together. You had him held close to your chest, almost like a teddy bear. You were both relatively comfortable, but he noticed you starting to move around a little.
"You okay?" He looks up at you, his words a bit muffled. He then heard your stomach growl. "Ohh, is my little one hungry?"
"You're littler than me." You giggled, making him huff.
"Still. Let's get some food in you.*
"But I'm comffyyy."
"And hungry. Now c'mon." He sighed, trying to sit up. You squeezed tighter, making him laugh. "Come on!"
You reluctantly let go, letting him take you to the dorm kitchen.
"What are you feelin'?" You think for a second.
"Cupcake."
He laughs. "You and the sweets. How about something more uhhh.. substantial?"
"That's a big word, good job." You giggle.
"Sassy." He rolls his eyes. "How about some mac and cheese?"
"Oooo!"
He smiles at your excited reaction. "There's my baby. Want me to put a show on while you wait?"
"Yes please!"
"What are you thinking?"
You think for a minute. "Sesame Street."
"Of course." He smiles, putting it on. "I'll be right back, okay?"
You sat on the couch, squeezing your stuffie and kicking your feet happily before hearing someone walk down the hall. You freak out a little, knowing Minoru took the remote with him. How do you cover this up?
In walks Denki, carrying a Pikachu plushie. "...Are you watching Sesame Street?"
You look at the TV. "...Yeah."
"Nice." He sits down next to you. "Who's the best character?"
You're quick to give a response. [Tell me your favorite in the comments!]
"Fair choice. I'm a Grover kind of guy myself. He gets me." You laugh.
"Mac and cheese is done!" You hear from the kitchen.
"Macaroniiii!" You kick your feet happily.
"Mac and cheese!" Denki gasps.
"...Not gonna question that." Mineta says, bringing out two bowls. He gives one to Denki and one to you. "Do you need a drink?"
"Apple juice!" You squeal.
"Aw man, I want apple juice." Denki huffs.
"Two apple juices." Mineta goes back into the kitchen and comes back with two sippy cups full of apple juice. One yellow and one red.
"Can I have the yellow one?" Denki asks.
You nod, handing it to him.
"Aw, are you sharing? Good job!" Mineta pats your head, making you giggle.
He sits down with you and you spend the rest of your day eating and watching cartoons with your CG and Denki :D
time to crawl back into my cave
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BNHA × reader agere/petre oneshots!
Fanfictionhi! have some sfw x reader oneshots of bnha characters :)
