Aurora Stevens, divorced 34 year old, was always considered 'one of the guys' so when she was invited to her one of her childhood best friends bachelor party she obviously said yes, especially since she found out one of her best friends and long tim...
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AURORA AND PHIL walked back into the chapel, Phil's arm around her shoulder as she held his hand with a smile on their faces, everyone looked at them and Eddie asked "So, are you guys getting an annulment?"
They looked at each other and smiled "No, I don't Think we will" Aurora answered
"Great!"
"Did you get the address?" Phil asked Stu
"Yeah, come on let's go" he sounded exasperated
They left with the chapel carrying the boxes of Stu and jades stuff
"so, you guys are like married now?" Stu asked
"Yep" Phil happily replied
"knew you guys liked each other, so obvious"
"what-" the blonde was interrupted by Alan
"Hey, Phil what about my dads car?" he asked worriedly
"I'm sure Doug has it. Well get it back"
"Then I vote we torch the cop car and all This shit with it" Stu said
"Torch it? Who are you?" Phil asked Stu
"I don't know Phil. Apparently I'm a guy who marries complete strangers. This whole situation is completely fucked. These mugs!" he grabbed a mug out Of the box and smashed it "this hat!" He grabbed the hat Alan was wearing and threw it on the floor
"hey!" Alan shouted
"This car! It's all evidence of a night that never happened. That is why we're torching all of it!" Stu exclaimed
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a school teacher, okay? I'm all for secrecy but I'm not gonna torch a fucking cop car"
"Fine I'll do it" Stu simply said
"No. No ones gonna torch the car" Aurora said
"Can I help?" Alan asked Stu
"Yeah, thanks"
Then a phone started ringing, Phil tapped his pockets "shit, is it Doug?" Aurora checked her bag it wasn't her phone, Stu pulled out his phone "It's Doug!" Phil exclaimed hoping it was
"Uh, it's Melissa" Stu looked at his phone
"Oh, don't answer it, leave that bitch to go to voice mail" Aurora said
