Aurora Stevens, divorced 34 year old, was always considered 'one of the guys' so when she was invited to her one of her childhood best friends bachelor party she obviously said yes, especially since she found out one of her best friends and long tim...
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THEY ALL SAT IN THE MINI-VAN outside of Chows old Mexican house Aurora was forced to sit in the back with Stu and Alan while Phil sat in the front with Chow "That's some house, Chow" Phil commented
"It was my Shangri-la. Now it's gone" chow then spat in the car
"Hey!" Aurora whined
"Could you not spit inside our minivan, please? Jesus!" Phil wiped the spit
"Who lives there now?" Alan asked
"Some dot.com millionaire. He's never here. This is a vacation home. The help doesn't show up on Sundays. No one there but the dogs, Stu"
"We'll toss these burgers over the gate, wait for the Demerol to kick in"
"Make sure you put in enough to kill them"
"We're not killing the dogs, chow!" Aurora exclaimed, she loved dogs
"This'll just knock 'em out for a few hours" Stu explained
"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know you worked for PETA. What's pussies" chow said and Alan laughed
They drove up to the gate and the dogs are there barking loudly, Chow shot the camera with a paint gun while Phil got out of the car and there the burgers over the fence, making the dogs run over and eat them, chow continued to stab the intercom, with a screwdriver, breaking it. They drove in as the gates opened and Chow shot another camera with a paint gun "Alan take that" Phil handed Alan the sledgehammer which he immediately dropped injuring himself, Phil quickly covered his mouth making sure he made no noise
Chow started walking away
"Where are you going?" Stu asked him
"You'll see" he walked up
To the dogs and started taking their collars Off "pardon me, little loser" he took one dogs collar off "excuse me, fucking asshole" he took the other dogs collar off and walked back over to them "Follow me"
They followed him to the back of the house "Okay, here's the deal. Two Security panels inside, if we cut only one wire, it triggers alarm. Place will be crawling with cops. But we cut wire on both panels at the same time, alarms disable"
"Yeah, but how we gonna get inside without trippin' the alarm?" Phil asked
"Check this out" he put the dog collar towards the doggy door and it slid Open, Phil let out a little 'woah' as he bent down to get a better look, which Aurora found very cute "any more stupid questions? Now who's coming with me?"
