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Nekoma | Valentines Day

" ... N ... N-chaaan? Y/N! " someone flicked your forehead, " Tch. " I scoffed, " you bastard- " I rubbed my forehead and looked to my deskmate " ... " you looked at him blankly.

" You fell asleep. "

" I know. "

" Why do you have so much chocolate on your desk? "

" Today is valentines day. "

" Oh. "

" Here. " he bonked your head with a chocolate bar.

" It's your chocolate. "

" I feel bad because you didn't get any. "

" Stop pitying me, I don't care about valentines. Besides, they gave their chocolate to you as a present. You shouldn't be going around giving other's chocolate to me. "

" Are you saying you want me to eat all this chocolate? Alone? On my own? Are you crazy? "

" Yeah. Oh and why are you even here? "

" Hiding from the girls. "

" I see. "

" By the way, my locker is full with letters and chocolate. "

" Why are you telling me that? "

He poked your nose, " Are you not jealous? "

" No I'm not. "

" You aaaaaaare. " he teased you and pinched your cheek, " You look very angry. "

You slapped his hand away, " Because you won't let me continue my nap. " you turned around.

" Yeah yeah. " he opened the chocolate he got.

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" Hey Y/N. "

" Did you fall asleep already? "

" ... "

" Hmm ... " he sulked and nibbled on his chocolate.

He sinked into his chair and started to mumble something, " Hmmmmmmm ... "

Ding Dong!

' Club Activites. ' he said to himself and raised from his seat.

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" Hm?~ " I rubbed my eyes, " ??? " I looked down to my desk, ' Chocolate? ' I looked to my left and right, ' He left. ' I leaned back against my chair, " Oh, there's a little letter? " I wondered as I lifted the chocolate.

" Hey Y/N.
Are you mad at me? I heard you were looking for me during breaks, sorry about that.
I was hiding from the girls.
Now you probably wonder; " Oh no! How does he know?!! " embarrassing, right? Haha! Our classmates told me about it. ( It was Kai )
I also was quite mad at you because you didn't told me that you were confessed to today!
Well I got over it because Kai told me that you rejected him lol.
Anyways, I wanted to give you this chocolate. Well, I wanted to give you this in person but you fell asleep!! You will most likely tell me that I should've woken you up but you looked like you were having good nap so I left you in peace. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I also left because club activities started. I'll tell coach that you are not feeling well so don't stress.
Back to the chocolate! To be honest, I was a bit happy when I heard that you haven't gotten any from anyone today. ( This sounds rude but it's the truth. hehe )
So please! Accept my chocolate. My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium because I'm in love with U. <3

- Lots of love, bedhead Tetsurou! "

You chuckled after you finished reading the chaotic letter with a slight smile, ' Nerd. ' you laughed at the cheesy pick up line.

You packed the chocolate and the letter into your bag and made your way to the gym.

On your way to the gym you ran into Yaku and Kai who where currently taking a break, you waved out to them signalling to wait for you.

" Hey you two, do you know where 'Tsurou is? "

" I think he went hiding again. " Yaku pointed at the gym doors where several girls were standing.

" Alright. Seems like I have to play Dora the Explorer again, later! " You ran off.

" OH AND KAI! KUROO SNITCHED ON YOU! " You shouted back before turning around the corner.

" Oh! " you shrieked after bumping into someone, " Ah, excuse m- "

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" Ahaha! What a surprise seeing you here! " he awkwardly scratched his neck, " I thought you were taking a nap. "

" What a surprise! I woke up. "

" ... "

Silence fell between the two.

" This is awkward. "

" Ah, wait! " I remembered, clearing my throat.

Ahem.

" Do you have 11 protons?

" ... ??? " he looked at you with a confused face.

... Because you are sodium fine. "

" ... "

You tried your best not to crack up on your own joke you just googled on your way to the gym, you covered your mouth with your hand trying to hold your laugh back.

" Let's go back to the gym. " he shook his head in disbelief.

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" If I could make my own periodic table then you would be my number one. " you cringed at your own pick up line and started to burst into laughter.

He looked over to you and started to smile, " You idiot. " he patted your head.

" Hey, are you sure we haven't had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together. "

He suddenly started to burst into laughter, " How many of these pick up lines- agfkuafa have you remembered?!! "

" Too many. And thank you for the chocolate. " I grinned at him.

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After training

" I'm made of Copper and Tellurium. "

" Ah? "

" Because I am Cu-Te. "

" You're so annoying, Tetsu. "

" But hey! Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful. "

" Stop these science pick up lines, I barely understand any of them. "

" You started it tho. "

A/N: I hate science so much but the pick up lines are actually really funny agfkasfh