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Aoba Johsai | Way home

You were on the train on your way home from school with Oikawa and Iwaizumi, the train was packed with people. The two 3rd years who stood next to you where now gone and got washed away into the crowd.

" Eek-! " I yelped as someone elbowed me into the face, ' bastard. ' I turned around.

Ping!

You received a message.

Fuck Shiratorizawa all my homies hate Shiratorizawa

'Zoomi ( Iwaizumi )
Y/N where are you?
06:24 pm

Somewhere stuck in a sweaty crowd
with middle aged people I guess
06:26 pm

Sisterkawa
I got a seat, some girl came up to me
and asked me if I'd like to sit lol
06:27 pm

'Zoomi
Do you want us to believe that shit?
06:27 pm

Bet he just pushed some girl off the seat
06:27

TakahiBRO ( Takahiro Hanamaki )
Flirtykawa doing work
06:28

Next station __. Doors open on the right side.

Shit
06:35 pm

Yahabae
What's wrong?
06:35 pm

We're arriving soon at the next station,
and I'm in the middle of smelly people.
They're going to push me out of the train
06:38 pm

ShAkira Kunimi
F
06:38

Thank you, Kunimi.
06:38 pm

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Incoming voice call from 'Zoomi and Sisterkawa.

Decline Accept

" Yeah. "

I: " Are you close to the ticket machine? "

" I literally can't see shit. "

" I'm in the middle and I'm constantly getting
pushed into people. I wanna commit aliven't. "

" Besides, why's everyone here like 1.90 cm tall?? "

O: " Wow you sound like you're really doing bad, Y/N. "

" Tooru, if we get out of this train- "

When you were about to finish the sentence someone or something bumped against your head, " My apologies." a deep voice excused.

O: " ... "

I: " ... "

" Guys? "

O: " ... Who was that guy? "

I: " Yeah. "

" Dunno. He just apologised for hitting my head. "

O: " That sounded like Ushiwaka-bastard. "

I: " Don't worry, we will rescue you, Y/N. "

O: " Iwa-chan, he's probably trying to get her
         to Shiratorizawa just to lure me into a trap. "

" Chill he just apolo- "

You shrieked when you suddenly felt a tap on your shoulder, " Yeah? " you turned around and were surprised, " Ahh ... Hello Ushijima-san. " you awkwardly smiled. You turned around and pretended to cough,

" ... You guys. "

" ... It's really him. " you whispered into your mic.

" Y/N RUN AWAY IT'S A TRAP!! " Oikawa yelled into his mic.

" Geh- ! " you pulled your headphones out, " Ouch. " I mumbled before looking up to Ushijima, " I have a question. " he looked at you with a stoic expression, " Ah, yes. " I nodded and waited for him to speak, he looked you dead into the soul, " Are you- " you felt a hand grab your arm from behind, " Eek! " you disappeared into the crowd.

" Are you alright? "

" I literally bumped into like 7 people, I guess so. "

Next station __. Doors open on the right side.

" Shit. " Iwa and you said before getting washed out the train. You tried your best to find Iwaizumi before getting back onto the train, " Tch. " I scoffed, looking for my friend. " Y/N. " you heard a voice call for you- you turned around to see Iwaizumi standing behind you on the train. " Oh, hi. " you waved at him who was standing in front of you. " Mhm. " 

" Iwaizumi, L/N. " someone called out in which you looked at Hajime with a worried face. Upon the crowd a large male revealed himself, " L/N, would you like to come to Shiratorizawa? You would make a great Assistant Coach. " Ushijima got straight to the point, Hajime and you just looked at him, " ... " You chuckled, " Haha, thank you for the offer but- " you got cut off, " Hey Ushiwaka-bastard, " Oikawa suddenly appeared and wrapped his arms around your shoulders, " go find someone else. She's our Assistant Coach. " Tooru stuck his tongue out and made fun of him. " Bleeeh. "

Next station __. Doors open on the right side.

" Oikawa- "

Ding!

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! " Oikawa suddenly screamed and grabbed you and Iwa by the sleeves- jumping out at the station.

" Tooru- "

" Shittykawa!! "

" Huff ... " he sighed, looking up only to meet two angry faces, " What?? " he asked, " WHERE ARE WE?! " Iwa and you shouted at him, Tooru checked his surroundings, " Aoba-dori Ichibancho Station. "

" ... "

" WHY ARE WE SUDDENLY IN SENDAI?! "

A/N: IT'S NOT FUNNY I'M SORRY BUT IT SOMEHOW POPPED INTO MY HEAD AT LIKE 2 am.
*Aoba-dori Ichibancho Station is a subway station on the Sendai Subway Tōzai Line, in Sendai, Japan.