Little old me (danisnotonfire)

Chapter 5 - a mysterious parcel

We had practically banned Talia from her own house as I was definately not in any kind of mood to be reasoned with her. She was staying at our friend's flat for a while.

Dan had taken me on another date (a proper one) and it had gone rather well.

We were currently sitting on Courtney and I's sofa while Phil and her were off somewhere for another date. Phil had been treating that girl non-stop and he had popped the question to Court. (A/N NO! They're not getting married!). Of course she agreed to be his girlfriend and life was relatively ok.

"Urm, Jaymie?" Dan seemed nervous. "I know we've only known eachother for about two weeks, I urm I think-" he sighed. "Would you do me the honor of becoming my girlfriend?"

I grinned at him. "Oh Dan, of course I will!" And it was settled. We were engaged. DON'T WORRY IM JUST JOKING! But we were in a relationship!

I kissed him with a lot of passion until there was a very badly timed knock on the door.

I went to open it and I was most definately surprised to see what was behind it.

"Who is it Jay?" Dan called.

"I'm not sure... its just a box." I said back. I took it through to the living room to Dan.

"What if it's a bomb?!" Dan exclaimed.

"It's not gonna be a bomb. Why would anyone want to blow me up?" I looked inside the box and there was a lone letter just sitting there. It read:

'These are some quotes from my favorite internet site. Twitter.

"I wish Jaymie would just die; she doesnt deserve Dan"

"Dan could do sooooo much better than her"

"Someone should make Jaymie commit suicide so we can get rid of her without getting blood on our hands."

The list goes on. And could I just say, I could make some of those wishes come true Jaymie. Watch your back."

T.'

I was scared. I had come accross haters before but none as bed as this. I looked at Dan who was just as shocked as I was.

I wasn't sure how to react. Was this just someone having a laugh or a danosaur trying to scare me off.

Suddenly Dan whipped out his phone and started typing something into twitter. I got a notification saying that I'd been mentioned in a comment.

(A/N I'm not sure what his real twitter is so I just went with his youtube!)

@danisnotonfire - my girlfriend, @Jammy_jaymie, has just been sent a rather allarming box. I will remind you that if you hate on my girlfriend I will stop making videos. I love her and if you're a hater, you are not a true danosaur. #shipdaymie

I smiled at Dan who replied by kissing me.

"Do you want to watch a movie?" I suggested. "To get our minds off it?"

He nodded and I put in a hunger games movie.

When it had finished Dan just looked at me and I stared into his eyes.

"You're so beautiful Jaymie. Fate brought us together and I am not willing to give you up. Ever." I smiled and moved closer so that our faces were almost touching.

"Dan, I could never have asked for a more loving boyfriend."

Since we had no spare room and Talia's room was a definite no no, we decided Dan could sleep in my double bed with me.

Since I knew he slept in his boxers only (from the night of the incident I didn't stalk him!) I was slightly reluctant to let him sleep in my bed with me in it but... Daniel Howell was going to sleep in my bed with me in it!  Soooooo...