Little old me (danisnotonfire)

Chapter 4 - The 'date'

Hey dan lovers, how are you all?
Looking for another update? Well I wont hinder you any longer.

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I woke up at around 10 the next morning thinking that all I had to do today was unpack a few things.

"SHOOT!" Dan was gonna be here in an hour and I needed to have a shower.

I shot up and raced to the bathroom. I was not gonna be late for coffee with Dan Howell!

It was 10:58 when Dan knocked on the door and I still had to dry my hair!

"Hi Dan?" I could hear Talia and Dan from downstairs.

"Oh I'm here to pick up Jaymie, I'm taking her for coffee." He explained.

"Oooo! See what I meant Court? That girl works fast." Dan was utterly confused.

"I'll be down in a sec. Ive still got a minute!" Dan laughed.

A good ten minutes later Dan and I were walking down the street to the nearest Costa.

"Sorry, the nearest starbucks is always really full of fans at weekends, its safer to go to costa." Dan explained.

"There's no need to apologise, it means spending more time with you." I smiled.

"I haven't known you properly for very long but I think I may slightly like you Dan." I looked away.

"Well, Jaymie, I think I may slightly like you aswell" he turned my head towards him. "And I think Phil may also quite like Courtney." He chuckled.

His chuckle was so cute! I loved the way he just stared into your eyes and-

"I'm glad you like my laugh Jaymie." Dan said

"Damn it" I said under my breath.

Dan kissed me lightly on my forehead. "You are adorable." I looked at him and smiled.

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When we got back to the front door, I asked Dan if he and Phil wanted to stay overnight. He agreed and went to gather his stuff.

I opened the front door and saw Courtney scowling at the tv.

"I really wouldn't go upstairs if I were you." She advised.

"Why not?"

"Talia's got a friend over and they're in her room."

"Well I'll go say hi to who ever it is." I said.

"I don't think you'll know them." Hmmm.

I ran up the stairs and grabbed Talia's door handle.

"Talia, Dan and Phil are-" This was even worse that Courtney! "AHHHHHH!!!"

"I told you not to go in there!" Court hollered up the stairs.

Talia and her accomplice tried to hide themselves from my veiw.

"Talia! Get dressed. Now! We have guests coming over! Do you want Da- Max?!"

Max was my ex. The ex that had broken up with me because I wouldn't let him have sex with me. No other reason.

"JAYMIE! DAN AND PHIL ARE HERE!" Court screamed up the stairs.

"HANG ON A SEC WE'VE GOT A BIT OF A SITUATION HERE!" I replied. "What the f*ck are you doing here?!" I screamed at Max. "AND WHY THE F*CK WERE YOU SLEEPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND?!"

"Look, Jay, I can explain." Max started.

"No."

"What?!"

"No." I repeated.

"Come on Jaymie. You know he didn't mean to". I was beyond pissed right now.

"Ok, firstly, Talia. He didn't mean to f*ck you? He didn't mean to do that to me? Secondly, whatever happened to 'sisters before misters'? I guess that doesn't apply to you Talia? And thirdly, Max." I shouted.

"Max what?" He said. "Maybe 'Max I want you back' or 'I'm so desperate, we should habe never broken up'? You wish."

"No. Definately not. I am very happy here living with my friend..." I pointedly looked at Talia.

"I bet you'd do anything to get back with me." There was Max's cocky self again.

"No. She wouldn't. Not many people would stoop to your level. And I'm hoping that this was just one of those anual bitchy moves, Talia?" Dan said, wrapping his arms around my waist.

"Oh my god. Im so scared." Max said, sarcasm dripping from his voice.

"Get out." I said clamly. But when he didn't move I said it a little bit louder. "Get out!"

"You know, I heard that being bitchy makes you die young. I guess I wont see you around much longer then." Max sniggered.

"I guess not. Dont expect me at your funeral though. Or maybe I'll be the loud person at the back that laughs at all your misfortunes. You'll have an extra long funeral service for that! Now, GET OUT BOTH OF YOU!" I screamed.

Talia and Max flinched but left without another word.

"You turn me on when you're angry." Dan whispered.