Uruk

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by NIKOLASgunadi

by NIKOLASgunadi

"We walked all the way here and you still wouldn't share some of 'ya herbs with me, ya twat?"

"Fujimaru, listen, I'm running out of herbs, this is a very important life form for our survival, this is my lifeblood. Enchanted herbs baked in Egyptian sunlight with a dash of arugula vinegar and some cardamon essence for good measure." said Merlin.

It's gettin hot in "herre" and Dumbledore ain't gon give me some of his herbs. Mash has been as studious as ever and Ana just being a gloomy lil thang just as she always has been the entire hour and the hours before.

We reached the city gates. "Pearly White" my ass, looks like the gates of the cities in Yemen. No offense to the people of Yemen but the country's entrance doesn't look very welcoming. The area surrounding the gate looks like an awesome place to test out what my Suzuki could do.

"Hold it right there." Being the Asian I was i quickly raised my hands, threw my wallet at the guard's feet and got on the ground.

"Senpai!"

"We're not here to arrest you! We're here to find out about you whomst dare trespass unto the city gates and your reasons for coming here."

"A relative of mine. A small child has just fallen ill, a great plague has occurred in this god forsaken town."

"What's your name, little girl?" The guard asked Ana

Ana was having flashbacks about an American rapper who dated a 14 year old and urinated over a female audience on his live concert.

"A- Ana."

"Ana, be polite!"

"Ahaha, that's fine, my lil daughter's come down with the sickness, you can have these treats."

Those treats were delicious cookies made from an ancient Egyptian recipe.

We then strolled around town guided by the Guard. Thousands of citizens running to and fro and working for the bread without face masks. Must've not heard about the pandemic we have in the Globe at present. Mash and Ana were particularly interested in what the women were doing.

All was well with the hustle and bustle of the city life. The Guard took us to the humble and benevolent King Gilgamesh the almighty ruler of all that is Uruk. The whole of Mesopotamia looks up to this G.

"Welcome to the palace, The King has heard wind of you and your posse's arrival. Please wait, His Majesty will allow you to enter the Royal chamber shortly." Said the extremely cute Egyptian baddie that King G has kept on his side for a long time, Siduri.